The corrupt a wish game

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by @llatse@

Deaf genie time.....you're Bernie Ecclestone's F1 time out comedy act in a giant bucket of soup from Plymouth's Belvedere Hotel, a no star B&B that caters to asylum seekers, dole wallahs and p!ss heads who've missed the last train home.....the soup is made from the dregs of its outdoor urinal and washroom facility.

I wish Luddite all the very best

Granted. Luddite gets the best of Bronski Beat. He inspires their new album "Grab Your Ankles, Small Town Boy".

I wish Bart Simpson would have a cow, man.

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by TCO95

I wish Bart Simpson would have a cow, man.

Granted, he moves into South Park and buys the cow farm so he now has loads.....in honour of your avatar you join him and being South Park the cows stampede you...."Oh mi god they killed K....TCO95"

I wish David Cameron would get butt f*cked by a camel during PM's questions.

[luddite]

Originally Posted by @llatse@

I wish David Cameron would get butt f*cked by a camel during PM's questions.

Apprentice Genie turns you into the camel. When Master Genie points out his error, he turns you into David Cameron.They both laugh themselves to tears and decide to go for a beer.

I wish TCO95 would wake up tomorrow morning, alive again, like Kenny.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by luddite

Apprentice Genie turns you into the camel. When Master Genie points out his error, he turns you into David Cameron.They both laugh themselves to tears and decide to go for a beer.

I wish TCO95 would wake up tomorrow morning, alive again, like Kenny.

Granted. Just in time for Easter, he arises and is welcomed as a Prophet by the porn babes. They, of course, join his ministry and are "adMINISTERed" to each night, repeatedly. While @llatse@, who wished him dead , catches herpes from his neighbours goat.

I wish my neighbours would get addicted to doing my yard work.

[tygrkhat40]

Granted. However, after a few weeks, the poor topiary junkies are taken away by Public Services for treatment of their addiction. The police arrest you for being their supplier.

I wish that I knew then what I know now.

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

I wish that I knew then what I know now.

Granted you know nothing now and so you knew nothing then.

I wish TCO95 and Luddite weren't so sensitive poor little bunnies

[luddite]

Originally Posted by @llatse@

I wish TCO95 and Luddite weren't so sensitive poor little bunnies

Granted. We're the callous bastards that are having sex with all the women that reject you.

We wish that @llatse@ never gets lucky again except with farm animals.

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by luddite

We wish that @llatse@ never gets lucky again except with farm animals.

Deaf genie heard that as we all get f*cky with farm animals so granted......and Luddite is head of the queue....I'm exempt as DG's assistant

I wish to change my name to Charlie Brown....."Why's evr'body always pickin' on me"

[tygrkhat40]

Granted. You're now a 60+ year old prepubescent bald kid with some serious issues, but the only medical help you can get is advice from a crabby little bitch for a nickel a pop. You get what you pay for.

I wish I was taller.

[luddite]

Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

I wish I was taller.

Granted. Genie gives you a law degree and a viagra.

I wish that my pubes would turn grey, so that the curtains would match the carpet.