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May 24th, 2018, 11:38 AM | #13861 |
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Best insult you ever actually heard directed at you or someone you know
1. I was better off pulling myself than having you as a son (Mates Dad to my Mate) 2. “If you gave [Jerry] Falwell an enema he could be buried in a matchbox.” Christopher Hitchens 3. "The best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and wound up a brown stain on the mattress." 4. "I wish you were adopted, then I wouldn't have had to squeeze you out of my clacker" (overheard on a train, after teenage girl humorously told her mother that she believed herself to be adopted). 5. "You're so ugly, you could be a modern art masterpiece". 6. The difference between you and a bucket of shit is the bucket 7. You look like a bag of shit tied up in the middle.. 8. "Communist !" 9.
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May 24th, 2018, 11:58 AM | #13862 |
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Best insult you ever actually heard directed at you or someone you know
1. I was better off pulling myself than having you as a son (Mates Dad to my Mate) 2. “If you gave [Jerry] Falwell an enema he could be buried in a matchbox.” Christopher Hitchens 3. "The best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and wound up a brown stain on the mattress." 4. "I wish you were adopted, then I wouldn't have had to squeeze you out of my clacker" (overheard on a train, after teenage girl humorously told her mother that she believed herself to be adopted). 5. "You're so ugly, you could be a modern art masterpiece". 6. The difference between you and a bucket of shit is the bucket 7. You look like a bag of shit tied up in the middle.. 8. "Communist !" 9. "You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet" 10. |
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May 25th, 2018, 02:00 PM | #13863 |
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Best insult you ever actually heard directed at you or someone you know
1. I was better off pulling myself than having you as a son (Mates Dad to my Mate) 2. “If you gave [Jerry] Falwell an enema he could be buried in a matchbox.” Christopher Hitchens 3. "The best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and wound up a brown stain on the mattress." 4. "I wish you were adopted, then I wouldn't have had to squeeze you out of my clacker" (overheard on a train, after teenage girl humorously told her mother that she believed herself to be adopted). 5. "You're so ugly, you could be a modern art masterpiece". 6. The difference between you and a bucket of shit is the bucket 7. You look like a bag of shit tied up in the middle.. 8. "Communist !" 9. "You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet" 10. "You're a load that should have been swallowed " ... The Dice Man Anyway, it's at a standstill, my fault Next Weird Laws 1. A husband is allowed to beat his wife, but only once a month. Arkansas 2.
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May 25th, 2018, 02:08 PM | #13864 |
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1. A husband is allowed to beat his wife, but only once a month. Arkansas 2. It's permissible to have sex with an animal as long as the animal doesn't mind. Washington State. 3.
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May 25th, 2018, 02:16 PM | #13865 |
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1. A husband is allowed to beat his wife, but only once a month. Arkansas 2. It's permissible to have sex with an animal as long as the animal doesn't mind. Washington State. 3. In VEF you can post the same list several times I know I'm a sad git with a long memory http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/sho...&postcount=405 http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/sho...&postcount=406 etc. 4.
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May 25th, 2018, 02:24 PM | #13866 |
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1. A husband is allowed to beat his wife, but only once a month. Arkansas 2. It's permissible to have sex with an animal as long as the animal doesn't mind. Washington State. 3. In VEF you can post the same list several times I know I'm a sad git with a long memory http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/sho...&postcount=405 http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/sho...&postcount=406 etc. 4. Estreeter is allowed to make the laws in this section, Not sure who that one 5.
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May 25th, 2018, 02:35 PM | #13867 |
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1. A husband is allowed to beat his wife, but only once a month. Arkansas 2. It's permissible to have sex with an animal as long as the animal doesn't mind. Washington State. 3. In VEF you can post the same list several times I know I'm a sad git with a long memory http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/sho...&postcount=405 http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/sho...&postcount=406 etc. 4. Estreeter is allowed to make the laws in this section, Not sure who that one 5. It’s illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory. South Dakota. 6. |
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May 25th, 2018, 02:44 PM | #13868 |
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1. A husband is allowed to beat his wife, but only once a month. Arkansas 2. It's permissible to have sex with an animal as long as the animal doesn't mind. Washington State. 3. In VEF you can post the same list several times I know I'm a sad git with a long memory http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/sho...&postcount=405 http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/sho...&postcount=406 etc. 4. Estreeter is allowed to make the laws in this section, Not sure who that one 5. It’s illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory. South Dakota. 6. Cutting fingers or arms for stealing, in some Muslim states 7. |
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May 25th, 2018, 04:35 PM | #13869 |
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1. A husband is allowed to beat his wife, but only once a month. Arkansas 2. It's permissible to have sex with an animal as long as the animal doesn't mind. Washington State. 3. In VEF you can post the same list several times I know I'm a sad git with a long memory http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/sho...&postcount=405 http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/sho...&postcount=406 etc. 4. Estreeter is allowed to make the laws in this section, Not sure who that one 5. It’s illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory. South Dakota. 6. Cutting fingers or arms for stealing, in some Muslim states 7. Pimping Comes Extra 8.
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May 25th, 2018, 04:56 PM | #13870 |
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1. A husband is allowed to beat his wife, but only once a month. Arkansas 2. It's permissible to have sex with an animal as long as the animal doesn't mind. Washington State. 3. In VEF you can post the same list several times I know I'm a sad git with a long memory http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/sho...&postcount=405 http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/sho...&postcount=406 etc. 4. Estreeter is allowed to make the laws in this section, Not sure who that one 5. It’s illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory. South Dakota. 6. Cutting fingers or arms for stealing, in some Muslim states 7. Pimping Comes Extra 8. Alcohol is illegal in Lynchburg,Tennessee, Home of Jack Daniels 9.
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