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April 6th, 2012, 02:13 PM | #1491 | |
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April 7th, 2012, 01:01 AM | #1492 | |
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April 7th, 2012, 08:23 AM | #1493 | |
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I wish I could jump over 10 skateboarders and a kitten driving a bulldozer without being hassled by the SPCA.
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April 7th, 2012, 09:16 AM | #1494 | |
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April 7th, 2012, 10:47 AM | #1495 | |
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April 7th, 2012, 11:29 AM | #1496 |
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Granted. You move to Toronto.
I wish to get oral sex from the shark in "Jaws".
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April 7th, 2012, 01:47 PM | #1497 |
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Granted.....but the shark wasn't available so Robert Shaw does it instead re-enacting the salty sea dog role.....don't you love the scratchiness of that stubble.
I wish it was safe to go back in the water
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Granted. However, all the sharks, barracudas and all the other nasty sea creatures have moved onto the land, so now it's not safe to get out of the water.
I wish for an economic surge in my hometown.
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April 8th, 2012, 03:45 AM | #1499 | |
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