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Old July 26th, 2018, 12:45 AM   #3321
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Old July 26th, 2018, 11:38 AM   #3322
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I got a very very very weird PM from trailmaster ..... read at own risk

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I think I have a problem Somedays I think I am a dog, I also think palo5 is a dog and just want to sniff his butt.

My problem is, how do I tell him that
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Old July 26th, 2018, 11:53 AM   #3323
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I could tell him that if I still had Skype, but like almost everything else, those devils at Skype won't support Vista anymore!
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Old July 26th, 2018, 11:50 PM   #3324
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Palo5 does not have a drinking problem.
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Old July 27th, 2018, 12:58 AM   #3325
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Sometimes Jenny lets errant members do penance.

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Old July 27th, 2018, 01:24 PM   #3326
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palo5 once said to me that he is so old he looks like a mummy. That's because he used to be an Egyptian Pharaoh who lived over 3,700 years ago. He grew up normally , but in his 18th year he discovered that he was immortal. Wounds would heal instantly by a process called instant tissue replication, and his cells stopped aging. palo5 has had over 100 wives. He would pretend to age and then die, then he had to disappear. He served in the Egyptian military and fought in many wars with other nations. His people made him Pharaoh. This was good because he could hide easier now. Gradually over the many centuries he lived as simply as he could not being noticed by anyone. Imagine the knowledge he has absorbed over these almost 6,000 years. He is a multi billionaire because of the incredibile knowledge he gradually gained over the many millenia. But now he just lives as a simple gardener somewhere in central Europe.
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Old July 27th, 2018, 05:10 PM   #3327
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Estreeter owns a luxury yacht called Anali Amore Impulsivissimo (which no one understands in Australia)

Every weekend he calls his pal Trailmaster, and they invite permissive girls for anal-only orgies. It's said they wipe their johnsons on the bedsheets & curtains, and much cleaning of "brown stains" is required
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