Tell A Lie About A Fellow Member - Page 320

chromax · July 6th, 2018, 11:59 PM

Nights ago I was desperately sleepless, it was about 3 a.m., so I called trailmaster and he started reading by phone a tale he wrote about Estreeter. Three lines later I was sleeping like a log.

**trailmaster** · July 7th, 2018, 01:04 PM

Mal Hombre's avatar is "The Shadow" a strange vigilante man who hunts the bad guys by night.He does not have super powers , but a whole bunch of more supernatural type powers, such as mastery of telepathy, genius, ability to cloud the mind's of others, hypnotic abilities, can use any weapon, fly any aircraft,master of martial arts, others. Mal Hombre on the other hand is nothing like his hero. He is only 3 feet tall, overweight, has club feet, a nose as long as pinocchio, and a face that would cause a woman to scream in fright and die of a heart attack! Mal Hombre's one great asset is he has a 15 inch long, 3 inch wide cock. Mal Hombre wears a mask and goes out at night to hunt women, and despite his size and deformities is able because of special pheromones(chemicals in his skin that cause women to feel a super strong sexual desire) to get any women he wants,and they do anything he wants, as long as he does not take off his mask. Once while in bed Mal Hombre's mask fell off and his lady of the night saw his real face and died with him still inside her. When she died her pussy contracted and Mal Hombre had difficulty getting out of her, but eventually did. Mal Hombre just deposits the bodies in a city dumpster. Ho Hum!

Estreeter · July 7th, 2018, 01:49 PM

palo5

KNows I have a semi Croat background

and since Russia are playing Croatia in the World Cup a little later on

He sent me a nice PM .....

Quote:

Originally Posted by palo5

Hello Asshole

Croatia V Russia

May the Best She Male win

Ooops, I mean team

Sorry

I was thinking of something else when I typed that

May the best team win

Wish we were playing Australia though as I know if Russia lost you would make plenty of time picking on me, again

But I love the attention

Now back to my Gays and She Males

Thank You
Nicholas Romanov

chromax · July 7th, 2018, 11:36 PM

Wendigo's testament is ready at long last. He named his sole heir palo5 who'll inherit a million of the most varied species of used condoms.

**ball7** · July 8th, 2018, 05:26 AM

Greenman got his fly caught in a hipster

**palo5** · July 8th, 2018, 06:03 AM

Estreeter keeps his animal porn on a flash drive for quick disposal. One day he was visited by the cops, and he flushed the drive down the WC. Later he realized that he'd flushed the flash drive containing all his laundered money in bitcoin, and the animal porn was still on his desk

Estreeter · July 8th, 2018, 09:00 AM

palo5

Climbed the Sydney Harbour Bridge, got to the top, declared his love for Australia and Australians ... Then jerked off

**ball7** · July 8th, 2018, 04:02 PM

Lagerlout just finished his third tour of duty in Venice. He saw a lot of action with the town hookers.

Estreeter · July 8th, 2018, 04:23 PM

brecht

Always wanted to be a musician, recently he put together a band that plays only 70's porno style music

**palo5** · July 8th, 2018, 04:43 PM

lagerlout pees on expensive autos on his way home. Sometimes he poos in them, if they are left-open convertibles

July 8th, 2018, 09:00 AM	#3197
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,107 Thanks: 449,636 Thanked 896,744 Times in 60,308 Posts	palo5 Climbed the Sydney Harbour Bridge, got to the top, declared his love for Australia and Australians ... Then jerked off __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 8th, 2018, 04:23 PM	#3199
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,107 Thanks: 449,636 Thanked 896,744 Times in 60,308 Posts	brecht Always wanted to be a musician, recently he put together a band that plays only 70's porno style music __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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July 6th, 2018, 11:59 PM	#3191
chromax Blocked! Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 10,450 Thanks: 34,188 Thanked 260,239 Times in 10,448 Posts	Nights ago I was desperately sleepless, it was about 3 a.m., so I called trailmaster and he started reading by phone a tale he wrote about Estreeter. Three lines later I was sleeping like a log.

July 7th, 2018, 01:04 PM	#3192
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,888 Thanks: 1,328,972 Thanked 707,168 Times in 60,062 Posts	Mal Hombre's avatar is "The Shadow" a strange vigilante man who hunts the bad guys by night.He does not have super powers , but a whole bunch of more supernatural type powers, such as mastery of telepathy, genius, ability to cloud the mind's of others, hypnotic abilities, can use any weapon, fly any aircraft,master of martial arts, others. Mal Hombre on the other hand is nothing like his hero. He is only 3 feet tall, overweight, has club feet, a nose as long as pinocchio, and a face that would cause a woman to scream in fright and die of a heart attack! Mal Hombre's one great asset is he has a 15 inch long, 3 inch wide cock. Mal Hombre wears a mask and goes out at night to hunt women, and despite his size and deformities is able because of special pheromones(chemicals in his skin that cause women to feel a super strong sexual desire) to get any women he wants,and they do anything he wants, as long as he does not take off his mask. Once while in bed Mal Hombre's mask fell off and his lady of the night saw his real face and died with him still inside her. When she died her pussy contracted and Mal Hombre had difficulty getting out of her, but eventually did. Mal Hombre just deposits the bodies in a city dumpster. Ho Hum!

July 7th, 2018, 11:36 PM	#3194
chromax Blocked! Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 10,450 Thanks: 34,188 Thanked 260,239 Times in 10,448 Posts	Wendigo's testament is ready at long last. He named his sole heir palo5 who'll inherit a million of the most varied species of used condoms.

July 8th, 2018, 05:26 AM	#3195
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	Greenman got his fly caught in a hipster

July 8th, 2018, 06:03 AM	#3196
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,657 Times in 16,567 Posts	Estreeter keeps his animal porn on a flash drive for quick disposal. One day he was visited by the cops, and he flushed the drive down the WC. Later he realized that he'd flushed the flash drive containing all his laundered money in bitcoin, and the animal porn was still on his desk

July 8th, 2018, 04:02 PM	#3198
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	Lagerlout just finished his third tour of duty in Venice. He saw a lot of action with the town hookers.

July 8th, 2018, 04:43 PM	#3200
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,657 Times in 16,567 Posts	lagerlout pees on expensive autos on his way home. Sometimes he poos in them, if they are left-open convertibles