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Old 12-31-2016, 04:38 PM   #4041
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Lovejoy - To Sleep No More

Lovejoy '' Sleepers are antiques that have disappeared, just drifted away like a gob of spit in a storm.

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Lady Jane
'' Could this be the fortune Sam told his wife about ? ''

Lovejoy '' Cunning old fart. Question is what are they and where are they ? ''

Mrs Cameron '' Hot water Madam ! "

She bangs the pot of tea down on the table in disgust.

Lady Jane '' Thank you Mrs Cameron. You do that deliberately. ''
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Old 01-02-2017, 09:06 AM   #4042
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~ Alfred Lord Tennyson

Celebrate what you want to see more of

~ Tom Peters

Dear Baby Jesus


~ Ricky Bobby
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Old 01-04-2017, 05:22 PM   #4044
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History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
Winston Churchill

If you're going through hell, keep going.
Winston Churchill

The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity.
The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.

Winston Churchill

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Winston Churchill

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
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You've got simultaneous epidemics of obesity and starvation. Explain that one!
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Every day above ground is a good day.
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Soon as I saw that I thought of another brilliant Englishman

Do unto others, then run

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand


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Old 01-12-2017, 01:56 AM   #4046
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The is the narration from the "Previously on" recap at the start of an episode in the middle of the first season of the old show 'Dirt'. I love the attitude in the first part of it.

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"Hi, its me, Don Konkey. I'm a photographer for Dirt Now magazine. I'm also a highly functional schizophrenic, blah, blah, blah. No offense but if you don't know that by now then you have worse attention skills than me. That's Lucy Spiller. Again, no offense, but you should really be up on this shit by now. Lucy has sorta problem with men. But that's not the case with Holt McLaren. Lucy got what she wanted. Holt got worms. Remember those pictures I took of happily married action hero and international superstar Jack Dawson Lucy's brother Leo a while back? They're starting to cause a lot of trouble. Holt didn't see the worms when he threw up but he did see the tracks marks on the arm of his girlfriend, Julie Mallory. Magazine is doing this big story about this cheerleader murder. Turns out the murdered girl was involved with the town preacher. Oh, and she was pregnant. He was also sleeping with his daughter. I don't think there will be any World's Greatest Dad mugs coming his way soon. Lucy ran that on the cover. Not everyone was happy. On the bright side I'm dating again. And I'm 99% sure this one is real."
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Old 01-12-2017, 11:01 AM   #4047
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Elwood: What kind of music do you usually have here?

Claire: Oh, we got both kinds. We got country and western.

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Tinker '' You think you know what you saw. Well the best of us can fall prey to alcoholic fantasy. ''
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