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Old 05-20-2009, 07:07 AM   #11
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i've had a thing for toyah wilcox since the eighties, and i still would.
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Old 05-20-2009, 09:19 AM   #12
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Yep Helen is rough enough to make you think twice

I don't know if Fiona Allen from Smack the Pony qualifies as I actually do think she is quite hot but she is showing her age and sagging a bit.

Zoe Wanamaker?

And what about frumpy posh spoiled totty Kirsty Allsop?
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Old 05-20-2009, 10:23 AM   #13
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I'll give you Kirsty Walk and her extra large arse
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Old 05-20-2009, 02:45 PM   #14
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How about a threesome?

Elaine Page and Barbara Dixon.

Trinny and Suzanna.

Cosmo and Dibbs.
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i'll agree with lisa tarbuck and susan kennedy, but lets not forget libby kennedy either.

i'd pump fern britton till the cows came home, kirsty allsop too. and val the barmaid in emmerdale, reckon she'd put a finger south of the border when she blows you!
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I'm almost ashamed to say this, but I would definitely 'do' Beverly Cardy aka, Liz Macdonald
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Why be ashamed of fancying Sophie Raworth? - she's gorgeous
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Old 05-21-2009, 01:15 PM   #18
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Once again sorry guys, but I don't know who they are. I don't watch that much tv.
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Poor Billy, you are missing out on a whole load of oddly attractive ugly old birds.

What about annoying, gobby old trollop Janet Street Porter
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Old 05-21-2009, 03:56 PM   #20
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Yes I do know who she is. I think she used to write for disc, record mirror or something similar. Having consulted the missus I do know who Coleen Nolan is. I had the misfortune of seeing her and her sisters perform at a "do" many, many moons ago. Music was crap, but they were quiet fit back then. It was a night club in Dublin I saw them. I was living there at the time.
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