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Old 03-27-2017, 09:27 AM   #1341
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Kim McAuliffe, singer/guitarist of all girl rockband Girlschool.

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Old 03-28-2017, 10:57 AM   #1342
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I love this thread, but I must admit, I sometimes struggle with it's concept: does it mean Women I shouldn't morally fancy? If so, as a 55 year old, that surely means any woman under, say 45 years of age... so a pretty wide selection of my favourite girls in porn become available. Does it mean Women you shouldn't fancy because they are ugly/quirky looking/completely insane? That gives me a smaller constituency to aim at, because if they are, for instance, ugly, I won't fancy them..... I suspect the definition should be women you fancy that aren't the obvious young/beautiful/sexy type that are so abundant in porn.
Anyway, enough of my bullsh*t, here is Sarah Hadland, best known, perhaps, for being the sidekick in Miranda. I have always fancied her.......



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Old 04-02-2017, 11:44 AM   #1343
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Vicky Binns of Corrie etc. She fits into the " I'd certainly give her one, but I wouldn't tell my mates" category.
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Dame Harriet Mary Walter, DBE (born 24 September 1950) is an English stage and screen actress.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harriet_Walter

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Old 04-15-2017, 10:40 PM   #1345
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I probably need professional intervention at this stage. I have started to find myself sexually attracted to Kellyanne Conway. In fact most of those American conservative women, while completely barking mad, seem to be really MILF/GILF material.
I hear ya. Absolutely reviled her (and her boss) from her start on his campaign...but all along, there was something niggling at me; I found her hot.

Took me months to figure it out: she looks like she could be the mother of my first Playboy Playmate crush, Sharon Johansen, Miss October 1992. Same strong jaw, facial structure.

Don't revile her anymore...and there's this kindasorta perverse frisson that takes place, knowing I have these prurient thoughts about her. LOL
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Old 04-22-2017, 09:40 AM   #1346
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Another of the not conventionally attractive brigade is Corrie actress Sally Whittaker/ Dynevor. Personally I would roger her senseless
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Joanna Adler, not familiar with her work but she played a blinder as the young Mr. Kaplan on The Blacklist this week. Unconventionally beautiful, but has a certain something.

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Joanna Adler, not familiar with her work but she played a blinder as the young Mr. Kaplan on The Blacklist this week. Unconventionally beautiful, but has a certain something.
You sure that isn't Kevin Bacon in drag?
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Grace Jones for me. I've always loved dominate women and I got so turned on when I saw her in A View to a Kill when she throws Roger Moore off of her and climbs on top.

She does have a great ass, too.

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I "may" not vote for her on June 8th......but I'd still love to join her in her Tory Blue Knickers, Theresa May.

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