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03-23-2017, 11:01 AM

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3065c... "and from the odor in here.. it would appear that he is WAY BETTER at it than you are..."

3065d: Does the way your Rottweiler incessantly and affectionately follows you around have anything to do with the way your amazing tongue can lick my balls and butt hole at the same time?

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03-23-2017, 01:13 PM	#2162
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03-24-2017, 09:36 AM	#2163
Mister Fide Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Past,Present & Future Posts: 136 Thanks: 10,503 Thanked 1,571 Times in 133 Posts	Family traits You make the exact same noises as your mother when she comes. You make the exact same noises as your sister when she comes. You make the exact same noises as your brother when he comes.

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03-24-2017, 10:19 AM	#2164
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cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 16,436 Thanks: 219,797 Thanked 546,709 Times in 16,472 Posts	3071: Your ex-boss called today saying that he desperately wants you back because production levels have significantly dropped due to depressed workers no longer receiving your customary coffee break blowjobs. __________________

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03-24-2017, 12:57 PM	#2166
Estreeter Waste Management Consultant Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Both Of The Garden States Posts: 22,307 Thanks: 181,705 Thanked 359,113 Times in 22,713 Posts	3072 I heard a rumour your butt hole is a black hole, cock comes anywhere near it, it goes in if it likes it or not __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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03-24-2017, 01:06 PM	#2167
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03-25-2017, 04:11 PM	#2169
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3075 ~ Do you mind if I hit you up for a loan babe ?. Ok . How about I start actually hitting you until you don't mind ?

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