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![]() 3071: Your ex-boss called today saying that he desperately wants you back because production levels have significantly dropped due to depressed workers no longer receiving your customary coffee break blowjobs.
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![]() 3072 I heard a rumour your butt hole is a black hole, cock comes anywhere near it, it goes in if it likes it or not
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I Beg To Differ Sir .....
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![]() 3073 ~ Of course I`ll tell you just before I come , I've got your phone number
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![]() 3074... I need a break, go and make me a coffee
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I Beg To Differ Sir .....
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![]() 3075 ~ Do you mind if I hit you up for a loan babe ?. Ok . How about I start actually hitting you until you don't mind ?
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![]() 3076: Lets face it sweetheart you're not the brightest light bulb in the package, you're 5 cans short of a 6-pack, I've got floor mops better looking then your hair, you smell like low tide in the Louisiana swamps, your breath could stop a locomotive, your skin could sand the barnacles off the bottom of a ship, and Jimmy Durante's nose looks like a pimple compared to yours!
Now, would you like to hear your bad qualities??
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![]() 3077 No, this won't be a one night stand as I don't even plan on being here 15 minutes from now, it's gotta be a whole night to qualify as one
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![]() 3078. Is that your pet Alsatian in the next room? Can we make him watch?
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![]() 3079: Honest dear, I don't know how that lipstick got on my dick!
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