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03-20-2017, 01:30 PM	#2161
MaxJoker I Beg To Differ Sir ..... Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 24,518 Thanks: 181,578 Thanked 362,696 Times in 24,640 Posts	3066 ~ I am Negan , say hello to Lucille __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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3065b: ... and BTW, the dog can do his own ass licking!

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3065c... "and from the odor in here.. it would appear that he is WAY BETTER at it than you are..."

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3065c... "and from the odor in here.. it would appear that he is WAY BETTER at it than you are..."

3065d: Does the way your Rottweiler incessantly and affectionately follows you around have anything to do with the way your amazing tongue can lick my balls and butt hole at the same time?

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03-23-2017, 01:13 PM	#2164
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03-24-2017, 09:36 AM	#2165
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03-24-2017, 10:19 AM	#2166
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03-24-2017, 01:06 PM	#2169
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03-25-2017, 10:35 AM	#2170
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