101 Things Not To Say During Sex - Page 217

**cuzzyman927** · 03-24-2017, 12:23 PM

3071: Your ex-boss called today saying that he desperately wants you back because production levels have significantly dropped due to depressed workers no longer receiving your customary coffee break blowjobs.

**Estreeter** · 03-24-2017, 12:57 PM

3072 I heard a rumour your butt hole is a black hole, cock comes anywhere near it, it goes in if it likes it or not

**MaxJoker** · 03-24-2017, 01:06 PM

3073 ~ Of course I`ll tell you just before I come , I've got your phone number

**Estreeter** · 03-25-2017, 10:35 AM

3074... I need a break, go and make me a coffee

**MaxJoker** · 03-25-2017, 04:11 PM

3075 ~ Do you mind if I hit you up for a loan babe ?. Ok . How about I start actually hitting you until you don't mind ?

**DoctorWho** · 03-25-2017, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

3075 ~ Do you mind if I hit you up for a loan babe ?. Ok . How about I start actually hitting you until you don't mind ?

3075b

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**cuzzyman927** · 03-27-2017, 11:30 AM

3076: Lets face it sweetheart you're not the brightest light bulb in the package, you're 5 cans short of a 6-pack, I've got floor mops better looking then your hair, you smell like low tide in the Louisiana swamps, your breath could stop a locomotive, your skin could sand the barnacles off the bottom of a ship, and Jimmy Durante's nose looks like a pimple compared to yours!
Now, would you like to hear your bad qualities??

**Estreeter** · 03-28-2017, 08:47 AM

3077 No, this won't be a one night stand as I don't even plan on being here 15 minutes from now, it's gotta be a whole night to qualify as one

**rosestone** · 03-28-2017, 08:50 AM

3078. Is that your pet Alsatian in the next room? Can we make him watch?

**cuzzyman927** · 03-31-2017, 09:02 PM

3079: Honest dear, I don't know how that lipstick got on my dick!

03-24-2017, 12:23 PM	#2161
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 17,409 Thanks: 233,330 Thanked 593,959 Times in 17,445 Posts	3071: Your ex-boss called today saying that he desperately wants you back because production levels have significantly dropped due to depressed workers no longer receiving your customary coffee break blowjobs. __________________

03-24-2017, 12:57 PM	#2162
Estreeter Waste Management Consultant Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Both Of The Garden States Posts: 25,106 Thanks: 204,730 Thanked 404,225 Times in 25,626 Posts	3072 I heard a rumour your butt hole is a black hole, cock comes anywhere near it, it goes in if it likes it or not __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

03-24-2017, 01:06 PM	#2163
MaxJoker I Beg To Differ Sir ..... Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 31,021 Thanks: 230,205 Thanked 448,758 Times in 31,190 Posts	3073 ~ Of course I`ll tell you just before I come , I've got your phone number __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

03-25-2017, 10:35 AM	#2164
Estreeter Waste Management Consultant Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Both Of The Garden States Posts: 25,106 Thanks: 204,730 Thanked 404,225 Times in 25,626 Posts	1 minute into it 3074... I need a break, go and make me a coffee __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

03-25-2017, 04:11 PM	#2165
MaxJoker I Beg To Differ Sir ..... Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 31,021 Thanks: 230,205 Thanked 448,758 Times in 31,190 Posts	3075 ~ Do you mind if I hit you up for a loan babe ?. Ok . How about I start actually hitting you until you don't mind ? __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

03-27-2017, 11:30 AM	#2167
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 17,409 Thanks: 233,330 Thanked 593,959 Times in 17,445 Posts	3076: Lets face it sweetheart you're not the brightest light bulb in the package, you're 5 cans short of a 6-pack, I've got floor mops better looking then your hair, you smell like low tide in the Louisiana swamps, your breath could stop a locomotive, your skin could sand the barnacles off the bottom of a ship, and Jimmy Durante's nose looks like a pimple compared to yours! Now, would you like to hear your bad qualities?? __________________

03-28-2017, 08:47 AM	#2168
Estreeter Waste Management Consultant Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Both Of The Garden States Posts: 25,106 Thanks: 204,730 Thanked 404,225 Times in 25,626 Posts	3077 No, this won't be a one night stand as I don't even plan on being here 15 minutes from now, it's gotta be a whole night to qualify as one __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

03-28-2017, 08:50 AM	#2169
rosestone Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,701 Thanks: 42,657 Thanked 24,176 Times in 1,705 Posts	3078. Is that your pet Alsatian in the next room? Can we make him watch?

03-31-2017, 09:02 PM	#2170
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 17,409 Thanks: 233,330 Thanked 593,959 Times in 17,445 Posts	3079: Honest dear, I don't know how that lipstick got on my dick! __________________

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