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Old 10-15-2016, 11:24 PM   #21
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Never have I ever done anal or any other gay activities (that includes anal with a woman).
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Old 10-16-2016, 11:16 AM   #22
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Never have I ever held hands and run around naked with a transvestite on the alter of an Anglican Church.
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Old 10-16-2016, 11:59 AM   #23
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Never have i ever been a spectator sitting inside Centre Court or Court One at Wimbledon watching a match.

Never have i ever been to a Nightclub and staying to the early hours.
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Old 10-16-2016, 01:56 PM   #25
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Never have i ever been to a Nightclub and staying to the early hours.
Never have i ever been the one to suggest a night club

And after being in them against my will, Never have i ever not wanted to get thrown out of one
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Old 10-16-2016, 04:09 PM   #26
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Run when I could have walked

Walked when I could have been carried

Listened to a woman when I could have slept
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Never have I ever piloted an aircraft.

Never have I ever fired a pistol or a revolver.

Never have I ever been to Africa.

Never have I ever shaken hands with a head of state.

Never have I ever won a boxing match (but I have lost one).

Never have I ever been sent off in a game of football.

Never have I ever scored a century in a competitive cricket match.

Never have I ever got a woman to admit that she's wrong about something.
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Old 10-16-2016, 06:14 PM   #28
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Done a forward roll

Climbed a rope

Quit acting like a daffy childish dope
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Never have i ever sat on a Eurostar through the Channel Tunnel.

Never have i ever ignored the warning saying, Trespassers on the railway are liable for prosecution.
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