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Old 10-13-2016, 05:48 PM   #1
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The name of this thread is: Never have I ever

It is very simple. You just have to complete the sentence. Here are some simple examples.

Never have I ever had a gin&tonic.

Never have I ever taken LSD.

Never have I ever participated in an orgy.

Never have I ever driven a truck.

Never have I ever had a date with a black woman.

You see how simple that is. For creative members you can use photos, photos with captions, cartoons, drawings, anything you want, but the words Never have I ever and the completion of the sentence has to be somewhere in your post. It looks like a moderator changed i to uppercase, so let it be.

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Old 10-13-2016, 09:24 PM   #2
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Never have I ever played hockey

Never have I ever played soccer

Never have I ever played squash

Never have I ever played water polo

Never have I ever played billards

Never have I ever played rugby

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Never have I ever played an entire tune on a guitar.

Never have I ever won a photographic competition.
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Never have I ever been in a MacDonald's or a Starbucks...

Never have I ever watched "Big Brother" or "X Factor" on telly...

Never have I ever made love in a four poster bed...
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Old 10-14-2016, 02:05 AM   #5
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Never have I ever stepped on a grasshopper

Never have I ever used a gasoline powered lawnmower

Never have i ever put my left shoe on my right foot and my right shoe on my left foot

Never have I ever driven a sports car

Never have I ever had anal sex

Never have I ever flown ist class on a commercial airline

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Never have i ever had a date with a black woman.
I'm the exact opposite...

Never have i ever had a date with a white man.
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Old 10-14-2016, 11:02 AM   #7
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Never have I ever worn any clothes made from wool

Never have I ever worn clothes made from silk

Never have I ever worn a hounds tooth sport jacket

Never have I ever worn striped trousers

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Never have I worn Lederhosen

Never have I worn leather trousers

Never have I worn a Kilt

Never have I worn stockings and suspenders
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Never have I ever been so drunk I soiled myself.
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