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Old 03-20-2017, 11:20 AM   #4011
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Old 03-20-2017, 11:50 AM   #4012
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Big Grin I know talk about bloody lazy

As the woman who runs that place couldn't even spellcheck Sea Shells



Gee`s and the shop is right by the sea shore too
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Ummmm....... Seychelles is actually the name of a country.

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