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Old 03-24-2017, 02:32 PM   #4011
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I'm guessing a Waltz, Foxtrot or The Pride of Erin would be kind of off topic dances at that place
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Old 03-25-2017, 03:10 PM   #4012
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Oh and a Fellow Forum Fella (Name withheld to protect the inebriated ) wanted me to post snaps of the latest addition to this here (I said here ) crumbling desk.

Well and as you all know I can refuse no requests on the day of my daughters wedding.
Sadly and having been a professional sperm donor for thirty years (Until me wrists gave out .. It`s a young man`s game really). That doesn't give me much wriggle room (Butt enough about those struggling sperms) either. As chances are a daughter of mine is always getting married today.
Somewhere

Annnnnnyway

The new addition isn't new at all. See I`m down sizing like a sum`batch and going through everything formerly in storage. Anything of my collectibles with a whimsy of sentimental value I intend to keep. Although only enough for a large holdall. The rest I`m selling.

Naturally I`ll be keeping Cerberus



As he might prove useful in distracting the real thing once I meet it
You figure it out
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Old 03-25-2017, 04:23 PM   #4013
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I think hes saying Cerberus does anal.......................
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Old 03-25-2017, 04:56 PM   #4014
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I think hes saying Cerberus does anal.......................
Sheesh , like hell itself won't be painful enough
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Old 03-25-2017, 05:36 PM   #4015
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I think hes saying Cerberus does anal.......................

Hey go for it, I dare you.

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Not sure - but he does give good heads.
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Not sure - but he does give good heads.
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You did not take your dentist's advice. Brush your teeth twice a day, floss, don't eat too many sweets!!
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Oh shit! I thought he said "don't eat too many Swedes"

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I could never understand, and it makes no sense to me why dentists would hand out that advice ... if their patients never got decay or cavities and all had perfect teeth they (dentists) would be out of a job!
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