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Old 05-31-2015, 02:01 AM   #11
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I used to go out with an English teacher, but she dumped me. She didn't approve of my improper use of the colon.


So a jilted Estreeter jumps into his in search for approval

My thoughts exactly Ron


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And she did say yes...

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And she did say yes...

She didn't quite say yes,
She thought..........



Because he's unfit and a slob,

But she didn't do the deed for the slob reason
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I always use the non-polluting stuff...






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I always use the non-polluting stuff...
Ummm,



Not sure what I should say or think here

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I bet she's promoting her new album with that jar Estreeter !

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I bet she's promoting her new album with that jar Estreeter !

I must get me a copy of her singing this................



Anal beads
Anal beads
Anal beads
Anal beads
It goes pop-pop-pop when it's coming out my asshole
And it feels good
And it feels good (It feels good!)
And it feels good
And it feels good tonight (I broke a dog's neck!)
In the darkest of times
You're there for me (I love you!)
In the darkest of times
These anal beads take care of me (They take care of me!)
Shove it up real good (Please?)
Now it kind of hurts (Ow...)
Oh, no! (What?)
And I need an ambulance! (Oh my God, it's huge!)
Call the ambulance! (Someone needs to kill that thing!)
Now my ass is bleeding
Ass is bleeding
Ass is bleeding
Ass is bleeding
Ass is bleeding
Ain't nothing wrong with that
Ain't nothing wrong with that
Ain't nothing wrong with that
Ain't nothing wrong with that
My ass is bleeding
Ass is bleeding
Ass is bleeding
Ass is bleeding
Ass is bleeding
Ass is bleeding
Ass is bleeding
Ass is bleeding
Ass is bleeding
Ass is bleeding
Ass is bleeding


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