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Old 05-15-2015, 02:07 PM   #1
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Old 05-15-2015, 02:16 PM   #2
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Old 05-19-2015, 02:06 PM   #5
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I don't get it myself. If you just want to fuck someone in the ass, what do you need a woman for?
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Is there something You'd like to tell Us bigtrain?
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I love to do da butt "with women only" It's a great time to be alive!!! I started back in the 80's after I saw a movie with Vanessa Del Rio. She got reamed by some producer in a forced anal scene. I had a hard time finding women who where willing. Now, I get to play with all the ass I can get ; )
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I don't get it myself. If you just want to fuck someone in the ass, what do you need a woman for?
Never done it myself, as unlike "in the movies" where they are all subjected to enemas beforehand it's all a bit of a faff... Not exactly romantic. However I love watching anal scenes in porn, and to answer your question, if only vicariously, it's the sight of seeing a woman play with her swollen pussy whilst having a massive rod sliding up her arsehole.

So in truth it's not the anal thing that turns me on per se, but the idea of a gorgeous woman being plumbed up the little brown hole. She also has to be beautiful, or else it doesn't work - for me at least.

Diff'rent stokes for different folks though, I guess.
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On last night's episode of @midnight on Comedy Central, the "Hashtag Wars" game was "5 Word Wedding Toast." Dave Anthony said, "Remember, two in the stink." Mary Lynn Rajskub asked, "Is that an ass joke?" Host Chris Hardwick said, "It's two in the pink, one in, you don't want to go two in the stink." Mary Lynn added one more for the game, "Stay in the pink please."

So I guess in response to the number one question of VEF, Mary Lynn would answer, "No."
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