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Old 03-20-2017, 07:29 PM   #2611
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1. "My dog's got no nose - "How does he smell?" - "Terrible"
2. What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway)!
3. I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.
4. If you don't keep up the payments to your exorcist, you'll get repossessed.
5. What fun does a monk have? - Nun.
6. Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.
7. Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in dogs.
8. What should You do if a pudding breaks Your window ? Suet..
9. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? - Because it has a silent p.
10. Immanuel doesn't pun, he Kant ... sorry brief culture break
11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
12. Camping with a friend is too intense..
13. I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind

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Old 03-20-2017, 07:32 PM   #2612
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Old 03-20-2017, 09:02 PM   #2613
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Old 03-20-2017, 09:13 PM   #2614
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Old 03-20-2017, 09:14 PM   #2615
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5. High Speed 2
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6. Building up any high expectations at the start of every England world cup football campaign
7. Letting a decision to take the UK out of the EU stand based on bare faced lies about the NHS receiving 350,000,000 a week.
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2. A Poll Tax (Twice)
3. Red Light Cameras (in the U.S.)
4. Getting involved in a land war in Asia (Inconceivable!)
5. High Speed 2
6. Building up any high expectations at the start of every England world cup football campaign
7. Letting a decision to take the UK out of the EU stand based on bare faced lies about the NHS receiving 350,000,000 a week.
8. Making a decision to keep the UK within the EU based on bare faced lies about the impending collapse of Britain the week after we leave.
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5. High Speed 2
6. Building up any high expectations at the start of every England world cup football campaign
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8. Making a decision to keep the UK within the EU based on bare faced lies about the impending collapse of Britain the week after we leave.
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2. A Poll Tax (Twice)
3. Red Light Cameras (in the U.S.)
4. Getting involved in a land war in Asia (Inconceivable!)
5. High Speed 2
6. Building up any high expectations at the start of every England world cup football campaign
7. Letting a decision to take the UK out of the EU stand based on bare faced lies about the NHS receiving 350,000,000 a week.
8. Making a decision to keep the UK within the EU based on bare faced lies about the impending collapse of Britain the week after we leave.
9. Voting (or believing in) for Donald Trump
10. Hiring Microsoft to write the OS for the IBM PC, and then letting them keep the copyright.
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