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Old 03-19-2017, 04:21 PM   #4141
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On being told that Calvin Coolidge was dead, Dorothy Parker said:

"How can they tell?"


I love that one !!
One of my favourites too. I remember first reading it back in the late 70s in, I think, John Keats' biography of Dorothy Parker "You Might As Well Live". Or it may have been one of Jonathan Green's many anthologies of quotations.

Anyway, Mrs Parker's zinger was quickly up-zingered with

"He had an erection".

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Old 03-20-2017, 12:05 AM   #4142
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If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, but make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating, and yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream - and not make dreams your master; if you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster and treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken, and stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings and risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings and never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew to serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch,
if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you, if all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it, and - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!

If (1910) Rudyard Kipling (1865-1936)
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A favorite of mine for many years. Apologies if it has been shared elsewhere.


“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”

Oscar Wilde
Wow - I saw that quote at a tube station this morning...!

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"This man wishes to have the same privilege as a sponge - he wishes to think!"

Great courtroom clash - Spencer Tracy and Frederick Marsh lock horns on creationism. Full text below.

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If the Sun and Moon should ever doubt, they'd immediately go out

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