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Old 03-19-2017, 10:44 PM   #631
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Well... until now.
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Old 03-19-2017, 11:16 PM   #632
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Never have I ever acted as a voyeur
Ahemmm...... I call you on that one.
By definition you are a voyeur every time you log on to your "Big Boob" threads.

Never have I ever:

Successfully ridden a unicycle.

Been to Christmas Island.

Frequented a brothel.
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Old 03-20-2017, 11:12 AM   #633
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Old 03-20-2017, 11:30 AM   #634
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Old 03-20-2017, 03:31 PM   #635
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Never did I ever.....

Vote for Trump
Vote for Putin

I can't be blamed if the world falls into a hole
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Old 03-20-2017, 04:18 PM   #636
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Fold when he should have called ,

If relaxing not sprawled ,

Failed to sink a putt ,

Had his toenails cut .
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Old 03-20-2017, 10:21 PM   #637
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Old 03-21-2017, 12:03 PM   #638
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Eaten an ostrich egg.

Played Cricket.

Worn my underwear on my head in public.
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Old 03-21-2017, 09:40 PM   #640
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