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Old 03-13-2017, 01:09 PM   #2821
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Ocean liner crew are always eager to please and serve ...
Can we refresh your drinks ladies? (or) How about a quick fuck?
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Old 03-18-2017, 02:26 PM   #2822
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They shaved their crotches way back then? Who knew?
Must've used straight razors. Or maybe the barber did it for them.


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Old 03-19-2017, 08:37 PM   #2823
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Apparently the public aren't the only ones who couldn't give two shits about Trumps unfounded wiretapping claims.
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1) A cock and several cracks

2) This is what you're going to miss when Trump kills the National Endowment for the Arts


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