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Old 03-18-2017, 03:26 PM   #2821
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They shaved their crotches way back then? Who knew?
Must've used straight razors. Or maybe the barber did it for them.


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Old 03-19-2017, 09:37 PM   #2822
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Apparently the public aren't the only ones who couldn't give two shits about Trumps unfounded wiretapping claims.
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Old 03-20-2017, 10:14 PM   #2823
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1) A cock and several cracks

2) This is what you're going to miss when Trump kills the National Endowment for the Arts


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Another Saturday night and I ain't got no body....


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Old 03-24-2017, 07:09 AM   #2828
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Ever have a landing where the pilot stomped the brakes REALLY hard?



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