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Old 03-20-2017, 07:58 PM   #12331
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Police came to my door today holding a picture of my wife.

"Is this your wife sir?" the copper asked. 'Yes' I answered.

"I'm afraid it looks like she's been run over by a bus" he said.

"I know" said I, "but she takes it up the arse and she's good with the kids!"
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Old 03-20-2017, 09:01 PM   #12332
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My wife is going to be a mummy very soon now.

I've only got her head left to wrap.
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Paddy goes to the building site dressed as a Red Indian,Mick says, "Why are you dressed like that ?,,Paddy says, Well i heard the boss say he was going to sack all the cowboys,,,
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Old 03-22-2017, 10:10 AM   #12334
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The Unknown Comic, the brown bag wearing stand up comic most popularly known for his appearances on The Gong Show, passed away late yesterday afternoon after visiting the grocery store. The check-out girl had asked if he wanted paper or plastic and he made an unfortunate choice.

The eulogy will be read by The Smothers Brothers.
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BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!,,,,,The Irish SAS team have dropped into Russia with orders to "take Vlaimir Putin Out",,,,,So far theyve taken him to the Pictures and last night they went Ten Pin Bowling,,,,
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BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!,,,,,The Irish SAS team have dropped into Russia with orders to "take Vlaimir Putin Out",,,,,So far theyve taken him to the Pictures and last night they went Ten Pin Bowling,,,,
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Old 03-23-2017, 02:30 AM   #12337
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