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Old 03-17-2017, 08:33 AM   #2151
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3058 ~ Stop those weird dry vomiting noises, you`ll have andw laughing from the wardrobe any minute !
3058 b: ...giggle...gurgle...snort...snigger...
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Old 03-17-2017, 08:35 AM   #2152
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3061: I had a rough night of dogging so you'll have to do all the work.
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3062 If you think you do all the work in bed, then you might as well go all the way and make it after I'm done here
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Old 03-17-2017, 02:18 PM   #2154
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3063 Can you lean over a little bit? You're blocking my view of the TV and the game is on.
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3064: Can you wank me instead? Just underwent hand-surgery and misses that wanking feeling...

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3065 ~ Yes dear I would love to do more tongue style kissing but your mouth always tastes like aged blue cheese
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3065a "Which reminds me.. Have you been licking your own ass again?"
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3065a "Which reminds me.. Have you been licking your own ass again?"
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3066 ~ I am Negan , say hello to Lucille
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3065c... "and from the odor in here.. it would appear that he is WAY BETTER at it than you are..."
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