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Old 03-20-2017, 01:21 PM   #2161
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3065a "Which reminds me.. Have you been licking your own ass again?"
"Not really fair that you yell at the dog for doing it.."
3065b: ... and BTW, the dog can do his own ass licking!
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Old 03-21-2017, 03:54 AM   #2163
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3065b: ... and BTW, the dog can do his own ass licking!
3065c... "and from the odor in here.. it would appear that he is WAY BETTER at it than you are..."
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Old 03-23-2017, 11:01 AM   #2164
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3065c... "and from the odor in here.. it would appear that he is WAY BETTER at it than you are..."
3065d: Does the way your Rottweiler incessantly and affectionately follows you around have anything to do with the way your amazing tongue can lick my balls and butt hole at the same time?
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3071: Your ex-boss called today saying that he desperately wants you back because production levels have significantly dropped due to depressed workers no longer receiving your customary coffee break blowjobs.
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3072 I heard a rumour your butt hole is a black hole, cock comes anywhere near it, it goes in if it likes it or not
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