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Old 03-17-2017, 04:08 PM   #2151
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3064: Can you wank me instead? Just underwent hand-surgery and misses that wanking feeling...

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Old 03-19-2017, 01:30 PM   #2152
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3065 ~ Yes dear I would love to do more tongue style kissing but your mouth always tastes like aged blue cheese
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Old 03-20-2017, 02:00 PM   #2153
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3065 ~ Yes dear I would love to do more tongue style kissing but your mouth always tastes like aged blue cheese
3065a "Which reminds me.. Have you been licking your own ass again?"
"Not really fair that you yell at the dog for doing it.."
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3065a "Which reminds me.. Have you been licking your own ass again?"
"Not really fair that you yell at the dog for doing it.."
3065b: ... and BTW, the dog can do his own ass licking!
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3065b: ... and BTW, the dog can do his own ass licking!
3065c... "and from the odor in here.. it would appear that he is WAY BETTER at it than you are..."
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3065c... "and from the odor in here.. it would appear that he is WAY BETTER at it than you are..."
3065d: Does the way your Rottweiler incessantly and affectionately follows you around have anything to do with the way your amazing tongue can lick my balls and butt hole at the same time?
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