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Old May 10th, 2017, 03:57 PM   #3841
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No , sheesh who do I look like Greenman

Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun Or a Cress with low fat salad cream sandwich
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Old May 10th, 2017, 05:22 PM   #3842
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Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun

big town or small country village?
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Small village, on the outskirts, with a 12 foot fence.

Mastodon or mammoth?
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Croc or Gator?
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Regular fat pickles or seedless pickles?
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seedless - seeds belong in the ground, not me...

Ice cream - rocky road or moose tracks?
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Rocky Road

Regular M&M's with peanuts, or new one with added coffee flavor?
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Regular M&M's with peanuts

book or ebook?
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Cut a pizza with a regular knife or round pizza cutting wheel?
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Marilyn Monroe of Seven Year Itch or Some LIke It Hot?
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