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Old 04-26-2017, 11:21 AM   #3741
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Mal, your lordship, River Deep , Mountain High is a song title, so I will have to be interpretive and just pick Mountain High(not even knowing what this means)!

Listening to Perry Como or Dean Martin?
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Dean Martin or Mel Torme?
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Mel Torme.

The Jones Boys... Tom or Jack?
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Eat a bagel with butter or vegetable oil spread?
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Butter... .... Buterbutterbutter.... butterbutterbuuuteerr.............

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6 year old cheddar or mild gouda?
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Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato; or Bacon, Lettuce and Avocado?
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Pizza topping; pepperoni or sausage?
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Would you or would you not use pineapple as a pizza topping?
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