McDonalds, KFC etc Jokes, Funnies And Experiences - Page 2

**tygrkhat40** · October 27th, 2011, 02:10 PM

Here's a video report from Phoenix about a woman banned from several local Mickey D's because she complained about how dirty the children's play area is.

http://news.yahoo.com/video/phoenixk...-27068678.html

This may be one of the instances where even bad publicity isn't good.

**sweatyhat** · October 27th, 2011, 05:08 PM

But that's exactly what one place in Swansea tried to palm me off with when I asked for OJ. They must've run out of Minute Maids.

We call McDonald's 'Spotty Herbert's' because all their employees have acne. If they're unable to fulfill their 'mayonnaise' quota, they're replaced by another hormonal adolescent.

**billybunter** · October 27th, 2011, 05:56 PM

The last time I had a KFC I complained. As soon as I took a bite the skin fell off the "chicken" and fat dribbled out. I got a refund and walked.

Beaker · October 28th, 2011, 12:20 AM

When the need arrises,
It's not uncommon when I'm passing by, to go into McD's and, rather than just use the facilities.
I politely, oh ever so politely, ask
"I'm terribly sorry, but would it be alright if I just go for a McPiss"
which usually brings a bit of fun to their otherwise monotonous existence.
Anyway, one time I asked
"Would it be OK if I just have a McShit"
I was automatically asked "would you like fries with that"
while the feckless individual looked for the appropriate button on the automatic till !

kennyjackson · October 28th, 2011, 01:36 AM

I don't really care for McDonalds. I would rather take a ladle, scoop stuff out of a dumpster and eat that than eat @ McDonald's

Estreeter · October 28th, 2011, 10:56 AM

**Ninjaturtle** · October 28th, 2011, 11:21 AM

**billybunter** · October 28th, 2011, 11:49 AM

Are wimpy and wendy still going? We had both here for a while, then they left.

**sweatyhat** · October 28th, 2011, 02:29 PM

It's a momentous day in New York today.
Someone ordered a salad in McDonalds.

Boy: is your body from mcdonalds?
Girl: aww is it cause your lovin it?
Boy: no, its because its greasy and fat.

Britain's Got Talent
Because sometimes, there just aren't any vacancies at McDonalds.

McDonalds have released the Amy Winehouse McValue Meal. Just Coke and Ice.

My wife goes to the McDonalds drive through everyday.
She doesn't even have a car, the fat bitch just can't get through the front doors

Lost my job at McDonalds yesterday.
Management seems to have a different definition of seeded bun.

Got a new job at Mcdonalds the other day. It's hard work and the hours are long the pay isn't much better either, but i'm being paid for doing what i love most. Spitting in peoples burgers and spreading the joy of AIDS.

I See that there has been an earthquake near Washington DC apparently someone fell off their seat at Mcdonalds

Eating McDonalds is like ex-sex.
It seems a good idea at the time, but you feel shit afterwards.

I looked down my nose at a fat, hopeless loser working in McDonalds earlier today... good thing too, as there was some ketchup on my McWork-shirt

Does anyone else see the irony in the Olympics being sponsored by McDonalds?

What do you get when you cross McDonalds with autism?
Asburger's.

Some guy nicked my bag when I was sitting in McDonalds today...
It's the last time i'll ever let someone shave my testicles for me.

It's funny how it took Mcdonalds until 1975 to introduce the drive-thru...
Considering woman had been trying to do it since cars were invented

October 27th, 2011, 11:35 AM	#11
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October 27th, 2011, 02:10 PM	#12
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,528 Times in 9,629 Posts	Here's a video report from Phoenix about a woman banned from several local Mickey D's because she complained about how dirty the children's play area is. http://news.yahoo.com/video/phoenixk...-27068678.html This may be one of the instances where even bad publicity isn't good. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

October 27th, 2011, 05:08 PM	#13
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,912 Times in 10,563 Posts	You won't find orange squash on McD's menu But that's exactly what one place in Swansea tried to palm me off with when I asked for OJ. They must've run out of Minute Maids. We call McDonald's 'Spotty Herbert's' because all their employees have acne. If they're unable to fulfill their 'mayonnaise' quota, they're replaced by another hormonal adolescent. __________________

October 27th, 2011, 05:56 PM	#14
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,372 Times in 14,171 Posts	The last time I had a KFC I complained. As soon as I took a bite the skin fell off the "chicken" and fat dribbled out. I got a refund and walked. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

October 28th, 2011, 10:56 AM	#17
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October 28th, 2011, 12:20 AM	#15
Beaker Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 62 Thanks: 673 Thanked 446 Times in 53 Posts	When the need arrises, It's not uncommon when I'm passing by, to go into McD's and, rather than just use the facilities. I politely, oh ever so politely, ask "I'm terribly sorry, but would it be alright if I just go for a McPiss" which usually brings a bit of fun to their otherwise monotonous existence. Anyway, one time I asked "Would it be OK if I just have a McShit" I was automatically asked "would you like fries with that" while the feckless individual looked for the appropriate button on the automatic till !

October 28th, 2011, 01:36 AM	#16
kennyjackson Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 398 Thanks: 465 Thanked 3,770 Times in 380 Posts	I don't really care for McDonalds. I would rather take a ladle, scoop stuff out of a dumpster and eat that than eat @ McDonald's

October 28th, 2011, 11:21 AM	#18
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October 28th, 2011, 11:49 AM	#19
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,372 Times in 14,171 Posts	Are wimpy and wendy still going? We had both here for a while, then they left. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

October 28th, 2011, 02:29 PM	#20
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,912 Times in 10,563 Posts	Blatantly plagiarised, but what the hell It's a momentous day in New York today. Someone ordered a salad in McDonalds. Boy: is your body from mcdonalds? Girl: aww is it cause your lovin it? Boy: no, its because its greasy and fat. Britain's Got Talent Because sometimes, there just aren't any vacancies at McDonalds. McDonalds have released the Amy Winehouse McValue Meal. Just Coke and Ice. My wife goes to the McDonalds drive through everyday. She doesn't even have a car, the fat bitch just can't get through the front doors Lost my job at McDonalds yesterday. Management seems to have a different definition of seeded bun. Got a new job at Mcdonalds the other day. It's hard work and the hours are long the pay isn't much better either, but i'm being paid for doing what i love most. Spitting in peoples burgers and spreading the joy of AIDS. I See that there has been an earthquake near Washington DC apparently someone fell off their seat at Mcdonalds Eating McDonalds is like ex-sex. It seems a good idea at the time, but you feel shit afterwards. I looked down my nose at a fat, hopeless loser working in McDonalds earlier today... good thing too, as there was some ketchup on my McWork-shirt Does anyone else see the irony in the Olympics being sponsored by McDonalds? What do you get when you cross McDonalds with autism? Asburger's. Some guy nicked my bag when I was sitting in McDonalds today... It's the last time i'll ever let someone shave my testicles for me. It's funny how it took Mcdonalds until 1975 to introduce the drive-thru... Considering woman had been trying to do it since cars were invented __________________

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