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Old March 28th, 2012, 07:53 PM   #11
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Monty Python's "Medical Love Song" may be of some help.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvLFROmNLsc
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what is her number, I'll check her out for you
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Well at least you know she puts out.

Or maybe not. It could be a case of 'Sure I'll sleep with you. Oh by the way you do know I have syphillis dont you?'

I get that all the time.
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I got a jou-jou for you doubledd. It will proctect you against Aids, Syphilis and all other diseases.
From now on you don't even have to use a condom

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Or maybe not. It could be a case of 'Sure I'll sleep with you. Oh by the way you do know I have syphillis dont you?'

I get that all the time.
You get Syphilis all the time

What an exciting life you lead



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Well at least you know she puts out.

Oh she does that alright.

Course a round of drinks helped matters.

But rohypnol sealed the deal
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I think it's obvious. Do not let your dick near her! Go with her to a doc or STD clinic for advice and treatment. Then you can sink the pink
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Then you can sink the pink

Though in the meantime you can pot the brown.


Don`t worry , she likes it.


Well for an extra tenner
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I hope this puts you off getting to frisky.





Not very nice looking at all.
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Though in the meantime you can pot the brown.


Don`t worry , she likes it.


Well for an extra tenner
I'm shocked Max. I never knew were a closet butcher.*



* someone who takes his meat round to the back entrance.
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I'm shocked Max. I never knew were a closet butcher.

I`m no closet Butcher

In fact i have the public order fines to prove it
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