Do you ever imitate what you see in porn? - Page 5

**HugoHackenbush** · December 11th, 2013, 06:57 PM

After reading the replies, I had to go back and check to see if this thread wasn’t in the category of “funnies”.

Well, I can’t say I’ve ever imitated something I saw in a porno film, but I have done something LIKE what you see in a porno film.

How many porno films have you seen where a couple has sex in a bar?

Well , once upon a time I had a flat that had an actual bar. Yes, a real curved sit down bar with sink, ice maker, lights that ran around it, barstools and even a piano. So having seen so many of those sex scenes in a bar, given that I had absolute privacy, I decided to create my own “scene”

So having scheduled a time with Lady Hackenbush, I laid out for her an actual paper invitation to meet me in “the bar” along with an appropriate outfit of heels, mini skirt and a see-through top.

When she arrived I pretended I was the manager of a high class hotel, and that she was a famous movie star and I had closed the bar “just for her” to keep the paparazzi away. This lead to drinks, dancing to the music from a portable player and “disco” swirling colored lights procured cheaply from a local party supply store. This of course lead to kissing, inappropriate (in real life) fondling and lifting of said mini-skirt to find no knickers. All of this leading to a wonderful blow job with her lying on the piano bench while the disco lights swirled over her naked body and finishing off by finding that the bar stools were in fact the perfect height for the “final act”.

Life imitating art?

Barty Dhu · February 24th, 2024, 12:45 AM

Whenever my stepsister gets her head stuck in the washing machine, I give it to her doggy-style!

**KissArmy** · February 25th, 2024, 09:40 PM

Found a Sensual Massage video where the naked woman getting rubbed looked just like my wife. I followed that one to the letter. We both got what we wanted.

Debaser308 · February 25th, 2024, 10:56 PM

No. I don't want my wife putting on an act and moaning fakely.

Then the practical matters - we're not into anal, bdsm, golden showers, dildo's etc etc.

We do fine without all the added silliness.

Furry Triangle · February 25th, 2024, 11:01 PM

Back in 98 or 99 I tried a threesome. Will not go into details cuz I'm tired. Basically it did not work out.
Tried again in 2006, or maybe it was 2007. Also did not work out. At all. Miserable.
So I stopped trying.
Also I am fat and ugly and bald now so it wouldnt happen anyway.

NK29 · February 26th, 2024, 12:16 AM

Yes! Cumming on my girlfriend's boobs. On her knees in front of me, like in porn movies. Feels so satisfying every single time!

December 11th, 2013, 06:57 PM	#41
HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,120 Thanks: 205,952 Thanked 336,452 Times in 14,171 Posts	After reading the replies, I had to go back and check to see if this thread wasn’t in the category of “funnies”. Well, I can’t say I’ve ever imitated something I saw in a porno film, but I have done something LIKE what you see in a porno film. How many porno films have you seen where a couple has sex in a bar? Well , once upon a time I had a flat that had an actual bar. Yes, a real curved sit down bar with sink, ice maker, lights that ran around it, barstools and even a piano. So having seen so many of those sex scenes in a bar, given that I had absolute privacy, I decided to create my own “scene” So having scheduled a time with Lady Hackenbush, I laid out for her an actual paper invitation to meet me in “the bar” along with an appropriate outfit of heels, mini skirt and a see-through top. When she arrived I pretended I was the manager of a high class hotel, and that she was a famous movie star and I had closed the bar “just for her” to keep the paparazzi away. This lead to drinks, dancing to the music from a portable player and “disco” swirling colored lights procured cheaply from a local party supply store. This of course lead to kissing, inappropriate (in real life) fondling and lifting of said mini-skirt to find no knickers. All of this leading to a wonderful blow job with her lying on the piano bench while the disco lights swirled over her naked body and finishing off by finding that the bar stools were in fact the perfect height for the “final act”. Life imitating art? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Just give me your body - I'll give you my brain - it's a fair exchange

February 25th, 2024, 09:40 PM	#43
KissArmy Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 1,125 Thanks: 21,103 Thanked 12,366 Times in 1,106 Posts	Found a Sensual Massage video where the naked woman getting rubbed looked just like my wife. I followed that one to the letter. We both got what we wanted. __________________ I'm alive you bastards! And I always will be!

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February 24th, 2024, 12:45 AM	#42
Barty Dhu Member Join Date: Jul 2020 Posts: 57 Thanks: 194 Thanked 300 Times in 36 Posts	Whenever my stepsister gets her head stuck in the washing machine, I give it to her doggy-style!

February 25th, 2024, 10:56 PM	#44
Debaser308 Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2024 Posts: 2 Thanks: 1 Thanked 6 Times in 2 Posts	No. I don't want my wife putting on an act and moaning fakely. Then the practical matters - we're not into anal, bdsm, golden showers, dildo's etc etc. We do fine without all the added silliness.

February 25th, 2024, 11:01 PM	#45
Furry Triangle Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: Virginia Posts: 509 Thanks: 2,413 Thanked 2,963 Times in 474 Posts	Back in 98 or 99 I tried a threesome. Will not go into details cuz I'm tired. Basically it did not work out. Tried again in 2006, or maybe it was 2007. Also did not work out. At all. Miserable. So I stopped trying. Also I am fat and ugly and bald now so it wouldnt happen anyway.

February 26th, 2024, 12:16 AM	#46
NK29 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Athens Posts: 234 Thanks: 7,127 Thanked 4,264 Times in 235 Posts	Yes! Cumming on my girlfriend's boobs. On her knees in front of me, like in porn movies. Feels so satisfying every single time!