Do you ever imitate what you see in porn? - Page 3

BitchX · December 6th, 2010, 08:59 PM

And occasionaly when i've been watching porn and the guy has slammed his prick in the pussy or asshole of the lady, i though "Oh my God poor Girl how many days must she walk with spread legs ? :-)

MaxJoker · December 7th, 2010, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by billybunter

Tell me you are joking, please.

He`s not joking .

He probably believes what he wrote .

Or at least believes we`re daft enough to

Just hope he remembers to thank them

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Personally if i had any real interest in the tale i`d ask him to elucidate .

Only it`s a school week and i wouldn`t want to eat into his homework time

**bp666** · December 7th, 2010, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billybunter

Tell me you are joking, please.

I'd say my post has similar veracity to most of the posts in this thread including this one:

Quote:

Originally Posted by billybunter

I have a gangbang once a week

Perhaps I should have included the appropriate smiley?

**billybunter** · December 7th, 2010, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bp666

I'd say my post has similar veracity to most of the posts in this thread including this one:

Perhaps I should have included the appropriate smiley?

That's what smileys are for. Anyone who knows me on here knows I was joking

Your post post seemed to have a serious tone to it. So I don't think there was any any "similar veracity" But i'm glad you are ok!

**TCO95** · June 13th, 2012, 08:10 PM

I'm working on developing a 'Ron Jeremy' body. Stopped exercising, started eating too much. Growing my hair long and greasy. I figure once I reach 220 lbs (100kg (16 stone (3 ninjaturtle doves))) I'll start to try out for roles. I've been practicing my lines "Suck that dick", "Nice ass", "I'm gonna cum". The people on the bus aren't easily amused but I've got to follow my dream. Wish me luck!

**Nobody1** · June 13th, 2012, 08:32 PM

I shave myself. Now the cat is out of the bag.

Yeah.

**ubu_roi** · June 13th, 2012, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Nobody1

I shave myself. Now the cat is out of the bag.

Yeah.

That poor cat.

**tamsmith** · June 13th, 2012, 10:54 PM

At my age. I wish.

**luddite** · June 13th, 2012, 11:06 PM

I tried the "Big Sausage Pizza" once and I nearly burned my **** off.

**steamjon** · June 14th, 2012, 08:02 PM

I got a job as a plumber.

I screwed no women, just the customers as I roll in the money

June 13th, 2012, 11:06 PM	#29
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December 6th, 2010, 08:59 PM	#21
BitchX Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 51 Thanks: 175 Thanked 2,245 Times in 54 Posts	And occasionaly when i've been watching porn and the guy has slammed his prick in the pussy or asshole of the lady, i though "Oh my God poor Girl how many days must she walk with spread legs ? :-)

June 13th, 2012, 08:10 PM	#25
TCO95 Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: This member is not allowed in your country. Posts: 5,176 Thanks: 47,615 Thanked 64,802 Times in 5,130 Posts	I'm working on developing a 'Ron Jeremy' body. Stopped exercising, started eating too much. Growing my hair long and greasy. I figure once I reach 220 lbs (100kg (16 stone (3 ninjaturtle doves))) I'll start to try out for roles. I've been practicing my lines "Suck that dick", "Nice ass", "I'm gonna cum". The people on the bus aren't easily amused but I've got to follow my dream. Wish me luck!

June 13th, 2012, 08:32 PM	#26
Nobody1 Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 2,119 Thanks: 16,786 Thanked 22,140 Times in 2,127 Posts	I shave myself. Now the cat is out of the bag. Yeah.

June 13th, 2012, 10:54 PM	#28
tamsmith Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Coming close to the Slippery Slope. Posts: 7,800 Thanks: 77,915 Thanked 280,411 Times in 9,078 Posts	At my age. I wish.

June 14th, 2012, 08:02 PM	#30
steamjon Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,109 Thanks: 6,188 Thanked 22,394 Times in 1,260 Posts	I got a job as a plumber. I screwed no women, just the customers as I roll in the money