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Old February 9th, 2017, 01:15 PM   #3761
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The partial lyrics to an old novelty song I once heard many years ago.
If you ever meet and start dating a girl named Ruby having one breast you could always sing this to her ...

Ruby, you've only got one booby,
Yes Ruby, you've only got one booby.
But that don't matter at all, I've only got one ball,
Yes Ruby that's all.


But hey, I've got a friend whose only got one testicle and that did not hinder him and his wife from have four children.

There is a comic side to that which did not bother him and he found amusing.
You've heard of the band Three Dog Night ...
Well his last name was Knight and we would all call him One Nut Knight.

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(waycha) think's living the windy city and never been robbed , shot , or carjacked .. .. that alone is fantastic .. .. you a veteran in your own right .. .. maybe you you ran a few red light's but you tell court you have bad eyes .. .. yes ! yes ! .. .. i hate to admit it .. .. you should be promoted to VIP status .. .. in your town if i see more than three .. .. that's where i won't be .. .. LOL
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(waycha) think's living the windy city and never been robbed , shot , or carjacked .. .. that alone is fantastic .. .. you a veteran in your own right .. .. maybe you you ran a few red light's but you tell court you have bad eyes .. .. yes ! yes ! .. .. i hate to admit it .. .. you should be promoted to VIP status .. .. in your town if i see more than three .. .. that's where i won't be .. .. LOL
waycha, why is is that every time you make a post it sounds like you are either drunk as a skunk or on some kind of drug?
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The Donald say's he going ***Send the Feds to Chicago*** it's called { joking } in response to your mundane depressing comments .. .. your promoting daily beer drinking reviews not me .. .. lol
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Brown Eyed Girl

That song
Probably one of the best nights I ever had was at a place called Indented Head, a small quiet beach on Port Philip Bay, home territory

A girl I grew up with and I had that song playing over and over and got drunk on the sand, cheap beer

Oh, and don't ask, there was no sex, close friends are out of bounds, I have some class ......

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Brown Eyed Girl

That song
Probably one of the best nights I ever had was at a place called Indented Head, a small quiet beach on Port Philip Bay, home territory

A girl I grew up with and I had that song playing over and over and got drunk on the sand, cheap beer

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The Donald say's he going ***Send the Feds to Chicago*** it's called { joking } in response to your mundane depressing comments .. .. your promoting daily beer drinking reviews not me .. .. lol
And maybe while they are there they can do something about that dreaded snowfall that TM so despises ... after all the Feds can do anything!
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And maybe while they are there they can do something about that dreaded snowfall that TM so despises ... after all the Feds can do anything!
Chicago weather update. It has not snowed in Chicago for the last 6 weeks, and the temperatures for the next two weeks will be in the upper 40's and 50's.
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Chicago weather update. It has not snowed in Chicago for the last 6 weeks, and the temperatures for the next two weeks will be in the upper 40's and 50's.
We usually end up getting your shitty weather, so now send us some of that good stuff this way.
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