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Old February 19th, 2009, 01:13 PM   #51
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Maud the maid gets it wrong again, completely misunderstanding when her mistress asks her to give her a morning muffin.
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Old February 23rd, 2009, 01:22 AM   #52
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........Been telling him for weeks my cell phone wasn't working properly and he said if I nagged him one more time about it he'd stuff it up my ass........
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Old February 23rd, 2009, 07:22 AM   #53
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Her pits were so hairy it looked like she had Don King in a headlock
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I don't believe the Amazon Rain Forest is in danger, after all ...

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This time, the beauty shop
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What do you mean, why don't I shave? I had a beard too yesterday.
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That's how they started women up in those days, by hand cranking them.
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some women make passes by measuring other girls gasses
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