Dating site of doom women and their main photo`s

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by Ninjaturtle

O.K. i also visited the dating site of Doom....only from curiosity
My personal pick for Max



The 3 lovely Ladies come as a set

Hate too tell ya this Ninj They ain't women, ladies, chicks, broads, birds, shielas........ They're the 3 wise men in disguise, Mal, Scounds, Me We joined the site just too see what Max would do Still ain't figured it out

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by steamjon

Surely, that is Anne Widdecombe's better looking younger sister

What you mean Deidre Widdecombe

But that`s not her in the sexy snap

Although you`re right , Anne`s sister is ten times better looking.

Mind you she`s been dead six years


Ok then , a new day a new dating site O`Doom woman, and what does this one tell us .



Apart from she can`t focus (But then when do women ever fo-cus ?, i mean once the first three months are past ) , likes shoveling cake in her gob and didn`t realise the photo looked bleeding dumb.

Gee i`ll go book the church

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Still ain't figured it out

Hey i figured it out

As none of you have called me the next day as you promised

Bah and after i splashed out so much on all of you


Annnnnnnnnnway


Here`s a Non-smoker with an Athletic body (Yeah then show it). She`s 45 , 5' 7" , Non-Religious (In other words a sinner) and wants to date but nothing serious (Told ya )



Me i could care less about any of that ,as damn man she has a car !.

Which means in future when i go collect my KFC i can sit in the back and tuck in straight away , sooooooooooooo "Marry me oh beloved 45 year old non smoker "

[Ninjaturtle]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Hate too tell ya this Ninj They ain't women, ladies, chicks, broads, birds, shielas........ They're the 3 wise men in disguise, Mal, Scounds, Me

What O.K. then tell me whom belong these legs Yours, Mal or Scounds

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by Ninjaturtle

What O.K. then tell me whom belong these legs Yours, Mal or Scounds

Hard too say, Though I'm sure they're not mine



Legs aren't hairy enough too be mine and the shoes look a bit cheap

[Mal Hombre]

Those look like scounds' shapely calves....

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

Those look like scounds' shapely calves....

Well be fair, he is the only one amongst us that shaves his pins twice a day


But enough about that committed (And we all agree he should be) perv, as here`s a couple more lovelies (Well it`s -Cough- thread tradition) that are even saner than their main photos , i`m sure


Because yeah great and whatever ,as it`s not like you posted another snap or pointed yourself out

In other words who exactly is it that wishes to climb aboard the wild one inch (Oi but it`s a foot thick) ride



Then there`d this



I know.

Ain`t she a beauty

[MaxJoker]

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Then a woman (Which one she is in the photo yet again never get`s explained) who claims to be full of fun , and also seems to be thicker than a whale omelet , given her total use of text speak throughout her "u" ,"lol" etc gawd awful profile



That said this next woman does explain which one she is
She`s the one in the middle.
Yeah great choice O`photo. As it`s always sensible to place your plain self in between a couple of women most men with a pulse would drag their naked bodies over broken glass to , errrr, shake hands with



Quickly moving on

Here`s some bird that seems to want a long solid pink object in front of her face that`s at least half a foot long.

I know

Exactly

I`m buggered if i`ll be folding my penis in half, seven times





I know

Those darn annoying dating site of doom women

That said i quite like this last one.



Or at least am interested in a couple of things she has to offer [/COLOR]

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Or at least am interested in a couple of things she has to offer

Yes you are, Dinner , 1 for you and one more for you

[MaxJoker]

I`ve realised my comments with the previous photos might be misconstrued as me insulting various women

Also realised that given the bleeding obviously awful profile pics they have chosen to post anything i add to the mix is just gravy.

Exactly

As in why give those women anything extra !.

Let alone Mmmmmmmmmmmmm lovely tasty gravy

So here are a sample more

Every woman shown is a true princess

In their own warped minds i`m sure



Wow, talk about being spoilt for choice