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Old April 19th, 2014, 04:40 PM   #121
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You'd have to Comb those blogs full Pelt to find out....
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Old April 20th, 2014, 02:44 PM   #122
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Another selection of POF lovelies that want somebody who`ll make them laugh, as they all have such GSOH`s.

But hey don`t simply take their words for it, check out those beaming broad smiling profile photos











Ok so let`s say we somehow managed to make those hard faced bitches crack a smile.
What`s in it for us

Apart from being a portable wallet for them and their many kids

Actually only one of the above doesn't have a child.

Ten points if you can guess which one
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Old April 20th, 2014, 02:57 PM   #123
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Actually only one of the above doesn't have a child.

Ten points if you can guess which one
Who the hell were the 4 stupid enough too bang them

Anyway.... I'd pick this one as least likely too gave not yet given birth ( that unborn kid can't know how lucky it is.... so far )



Did I win 10 points I can't do anything with
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Old April 20th, 2014, 03:54 PM   #124
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Who the hell were the 4 stupid enough too bang them

Anyway.... I'd pick this one as least likely too gave not yet given birth ( that unborn kid can't know how lucky it is.... so far )



Did I win 10 points I can't do anything with
Argh , this can't be happening

T is wrong

Quick somebody check Nostradamus`s predictions, as I`m sure this is a sign that the end of the world is about to occur.
That all shall descended into insane chaos and despair

Yet would we notice

Can see why you`d maybe plump for her as she looks the youngest.

Actually she looks the most attractive as well.

Yet does have three kids

Still I'll give you ten pointless points either way

Hey I wouldn't want to wake up with a horses head in my bed

Or worse, this happy go lucky laugh a second charmer



Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr actually she`s not all bad



Or maybe she is , since she included these sort of snaps



I`d link direct to the site and her profile if it was allowed.

As it is if any of you wanted to find this "Lady" just search for the username PeppermintPatty3

Although if things then progressed between any of you and her, don't forget to invite me to ......... Your next trip to the Doctors for super strength penicillin
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Old April 20th, 2014, 04:21 PM   #125
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Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr actually she`s not all bad
Mate, stop trying too be Mr Nice Guy

She is that bad, worse even .... Looks like a Lesbian trying too convince herself she's straight and attempting too like men

Well, that's what I see
And I don't look far at all
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Old April 20th, 2014, 04:54 PM   #126
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I hope she is childless, and if I'm wrong then i´m sorry for the kids
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Old April 20th, 2014, 05:14 PM   #127
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I hope she is childless, and if I'm wrong then i´m sorry for the kids
Nope Ninja

Strike two.

So study that post full of cheery babes throughly fellow forum members.

Then after you've thrown up a little

See if you can find the single white vagina intact-o childless female

Oh gawd, I've just made myself throw up a little after writing that
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Childless or not, this one is game enough to show the bedroom, note the suitable tie-down points.
Add to that, with all that hair you're not likely to see much.
Speaking of hair, looks like a lot of split ends in need of regular facial spritzers.
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Well mate, as Vinny Jones says in the film 'Snatch', "never underestimate the predictability of stupidity!"

Someone out there will be daft enough, or desperate enough, no daft is probably the right word, to pork it. Personally, I'd rather put my meat and two veg through the meat mincer, but each to their own!

Whatever floats yer boat...........mind you the Titanic there will take some floating!
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