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Old February 17th, 2019, 01:36 PM   #3961
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Andy Dick as the Emergency Medical Hologram Mark 2 speaking to Robert Picardo (Emergency Medical Hologram Mark 1) - "I'm a doctor, not a commando and I win this last post!

Andy Dick is indirectly responsible fpor the deaths of Chris Farley and Phil Hartman, and associate David Strickland killed himself. Dick is a death curse, a thief, a drug addict, a convicted felon and a professional at sexual battery, not to mention a comedian who is not funny and a lousy actor. The only thing he does well is get fucked up and embarrass himself, which has caused him to be ostracized from the entertainment industry. Andy dick is no winner of anything, even life, and certainly not this thread.

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Andy Dick is indirectly responsible fpor the deaths of Chris Farley and Phil Hartman, and associate David Strickland killed himself. Dick is a death curse, a thief, a drug addict, a convicted felon and a professional at sexual battery, not to mention a comedian who is not funny and a lousy actor. The only thing he does well is get fucked up and embarrass himself, which has caused him to be ostracized from the entertainment industry. Andy dick is no winner of anything, even life, and certainly not this thread.

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Doctor Leonard McCoy from the original Star Trek:

“What am I, a doctor or a moon shuttle conductor?” — “The Corbomite Maneuver” [TOS]

“I’m a doctor, not a flesh peddler.” — “Return of the Archons” [TOS]

“I’m a doctor, not a bricklayer!” — “The Devil in the Dark” [TOS]

“I’m a surgeon, not a psychiatrist.” — “The City on the Edge of Forever” [TOS]

“I’m a doctor, not a scientist.” — “Metamorphosis” [TOS]

“I’m a doctor, not a physicist.” — “Metamorphosis” [TOS]

“I’m a doctor, not an escalator.” — “Friday’s Child” [TOS]

“I’m a doctor, not a mechanic.” — “The Doomsday Machine” [TOS]

“I’m a doctor, not an engineer.” — “Mirror, Mirror” [TOS]

“I’m not a magician, Spock, just an old country doctor.” — “The Deadly Years” [TOS]

“I’m a doctor, not a coal miner.” — “The Empath” [TOS]

“I’m a doctor, not a mechanic.” — “The Empath” [TOS]

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