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Old February 12th, 2019, 08:48 AM   #6911
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Oh yes especially Middleton sadly now defunct I think)

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Lobster or Crab
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If you go to a seafood restaurant do you just get a big plate of fish or a combination plate?
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If you go to a seafood restaurant do you just get a big plate of fish or a combination plate?
Big plate The bigger the better with big Barramundi

Airline food or hospital food
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When you go to a rock music concert do you try to get a seat nearest to the stage or not?
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When you go to a rock music concert do you try to get a seat nearest to the stage or not?
Closest possible

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Tony Bennett or Frank Sinatra
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Have you ever played a musical instrument or not?
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Yes. Play the keyboard reasonably, the guitar pretty good.
Harmonica or Jaw Harp?
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Triangle or Tambourine ?
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Do you do your own sewing or have your wife do it?
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I don't sew period, though I can sew up a rip or put on a button.


Acupuncture or Oxycontin?
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