The WTF was I thinking??? thread

**anklebiter** · November 2nd, 2009, 06:50 PM

Any funny stories of self destruction, bad choices or momentary lapses in judgment? Share your tales here.No, you may not be proud, but it may make a good story

I'll begin:

My story isn't exactly funny, but it's a face palm story just the same.
About two weeks before I got married, A very pretty waitress at a diner I was often at, started handing me little slips of paper.There were about 6-10 small explicit drawings of NASTY things she wanted to do with me.
an example was her being tied to a toilet ( buttocks high ) and I was anally penetrating her.

She promised each of her little drawings would come true if I'd meet her at a hotel. Honorable me, I said "No thanks, I'm about to get married.What kind of man would do that so close to his wedding?"
That was years ago, and I haven't stopped slapping myself since!

**tabler** · November 2nd, 2009, 07:59 PM

Your a good man anky, you did the right thing by yourself and your future wife!........Oh what the hell am I saying, you daft bugger I have a good mind to fly over and head slap you myself! What were you thinking man, you had it on a plate.

I'll think of some of mine later.

**rotobott** · November 2nd, 2009, 08:29 PM

Your fiancee probably put her up to it,to test you,Congratulations you passed.

How many truly single guys get waitresses passing lewd notes.

SwedishEroticaFan · November 2nd, 2009, 09:30 PM

My ex-wife used to leave for her ceramics class in a foul, cranky mood and would come back singing like a lark and giggling like a schoolgirl. But she always had a "headache" on those nights.

I, naturally, put it down to the artistic creative process.

At least it ends on a good note: SHE got the credit card bills when the dust settled. Amazing what a good PI can save you in a divorce.

**eelcat** · November 3rd, 2009, 06:34 AM

I visited the US in 1993 after my ex-fiance and myself split up. After getting off the LA Airport bus at Santa Barbara I was talking to a nice beautiful girl while I was waiting for a lift. She was very pleasant and I think from memory she was a photographer. Anyway her lift had come and as she was departing asked me if I wanted to go out with her that night to a pub for a few drinks. I think we all know what the outcome of the night would be...two friendly strangers small talking in the pub while slowly getting pissed.....a local fascinated by someone from a different country...hanging on your every word.
Well anyway I replied to her nice offer "Na...I'm a bit shagged and might go to bed early".
Yes I'm a dickhead and I always remember that missed opportunity.

**haldane4** · November 3rd, 2009, 12:48 PM

I've had too many WTF moments to relate coherently - they've all merged into one vast mistake called my life.

One which stands out is a time when I picked up this girl in a bar and walked her home. She said she was engaged and getting married in a few weeks, but she seemed a bit sad about it. When we got back to her house she invited me in, but I said no and went on my way. At the time I thought I didn't want to be party to breaking up a relationship that was so far advanced towards wedding vows. But I really should have taken her doubts into account, rather than concentrating on my selfishness in doing the 'decent thing'.

hypemx7 · November 3rd, 2009, 04:00 PM

If you want your own WTF moment go date a girl who is naturally blonde and
has Bipolar Disorder, who HAPPENS to have recently switched from her prescribed
meds to a more homeopathic solution...

But I must say, I miss the sex during her manic phases...

Aubrey · November 5th, 2009, 08:45 AM

I was in a group who had just played out first (and only) concert, at a village hall in Lincolshire - no, Nottinghamshire (just on the border), and some girls came to talk to us. It was only later that I realised that they might have been trying to be groupies. They were probably too young, anyway.

**blondifan** · November 5th, 2009, 10:37 AM

Had a similar thing happen as Aubrey, at the Arkabar in Adelaide in the Eighties.
Only I wasn't playing that night.
Somebody (a friend of the band), was sent off to organise an after party, and I was asked if I'd like to go along..
Just me, him and over 1/2 dozen fine twenty something year old girls.
I elected to stay with my new found friends (the band and crew) and enjoyed the gig, but posts such as yours remind me.

Saturday · November 5th, 2009, 10:53 AM

WTF? Wisconsin Tourism Federation Changes Name Over Net Slang

The Wisconsin Tourism Federation, or WTF, was founded in 1979, long before WTF was universally accepted as an abbreviation for a vulgar expression of surprise and confusion. In July, The WTF found its logo on the 'Your Logo Makes Me Barf' blog, which posts unfortunately designed emblems for companies and organizations. In response, the WTF has changed its logo and name to TFW, or the Tourism Federation of Wisconsin.

November 2nd, 2009, 06:50 PM	#1
anklebiter Palerider Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: United States Posts: 509 Thanks: 5,603 Thanked 9,862 Times in 515 Posts	The WTF was I thinking??? thread Any funny stories of self destruction, bad choices or momentary lapses in judgment? Share your tales here.No, you may not be proud, but it may make a good story I'll begin: My story isn't exactly funny, but it's a face palm story just the same. About two weeks before I got married, A very pretty waitress at a diner I was often at, started handing me little slips of paper.There were about 6-10 small explicit drawings of NASTY things she wanted to do with me. an example was her being tied to a toilet ( buttocks high ) and I was anally penetrating her. She promised each of her little drawings would come true if I'd meet her at a hotel. Honorable me, I said "No thanks, I'm about to get married.What kind of man would do that so close to his wedding?" That was years ago, and I haven't stopped slapping myself since!

November 2nd, 2009, 07:59 PM	#2
tabler Comfortably Numb Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: St James Park Posts: 7,028 Thanks: 112,504 Thanked 146,054 Times in 8,009 Posts	Your a good man anky, you did the right thing by yourself and your future wife!........Oh what the hell am I saying, you daft bugger I have a good mind to fly over and head slap you myself! What were you thinking man, you had it on a plate. I'll think of some of mine later. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *Velcome to zee Forum. You must obey zee rules!* Last edited by tabler; November 2nd, 2009 at 08:47 PM..

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Saturday Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 224 Thanks: 436 Thanked 5,519 Times in 222 Posts	By the way... WTF? Wisconsin Tourism Federation Changes Name Over Net Slang The Wisconsin Tourism Federation, or WTF, was founded in 1979, long before WTF was universally accepted as an abbreviation for a vulgar expression of surprise and confusion. In July, The WTF found its logo on the 'Your Logo Makes Me Barf' blog, which posts unfortunately designed emblems for companies and organizations. In response, the WTF has changed its logo and name to TFW, or the Tourism Federation of Wisconsin. __________________ It is always wise to look ahead but difficult to look farther than you can see.

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November 2nd, 2009, 08:29 PM	#3
rotobott Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 32,103 Thanks: 174,766 Thanked 634,544 Times in 31,424 Posts	Your fiancee probably put her up to it,to test you,Congratulations you passed. How many truly single guys get waitresses passing lewd notes.

November 2nd, 2009, 09:30 PM	#4
SwedishEroticaFan Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 127 Thanks: 543 Thanked 909 Times in 120 Posts	My ex-wife used to leave for her ceramics class in a foul, cranky mood and would come back singing like a lark and giggling like a schoolgirl. But she always had a "headache" on those nights. I, naturally, put it down to the artistic creative process. At least it ends on a good note: SHE got the credit card bills when the dust settled. Amazing what a good PI can save you in a divorce.

November 3rd, 2009, 06:34 AM	#5
eelcat Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Australia Posts: 660 Thanks: 2,389 Thanked 6,300 Times in 648 Posts	I visited the US in 1993 after my ex-fiance and myself split up. After getting off the LA Airport bus at Santa Barbara I was talking to a nice beautiful girl while I was waiting for a lift. She was very pleasant and I think from memory she was a photographer. Anyway her lift had come and as she was departing asked me if I wanted to go out with her that night to a pub for a few drinks. I think we all know what the outcome of the night would be...two friendly strangers small talking in the pub while slowly getting pissed.....a local fascinated by someone from a different country...hanging on your every word. Well anyway I replied to her nice offer "Na...I'm a bit shagged and might go to bed early". Yes I'm a dickhead and I always remember that missed opportunity.

November 3rd, 2009, 12:48 PM	#6
haldane4 Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: 1977 Posts: 598 Thanks: 3,187 Thanked 7,055 Times in 592 Posts	I've had too many WTF moments to relate coherently - they've all merged into one vast mistake called my life. One which stands out is a time when I picked up this girl in a bar and walked her home. She said she was engaged and getting married in a few weeks, but she seemed a bit sad about it. When we got back to her house she invited me in, but I said no and went on my way. At the time I thought I didn't want to be party to breaking up a relationship that was so far advanced towards wedding vows. But I really should have taken her doubts into account, rather than concentrating on my selfishness in doing the 'decent thing'.

November 3rd, 2009, 04:00 PM	#7
hypemx7 Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 21 Thanks: 11 Thanked 99 Times in 19 Posts	If you want your own WTF moment go date a girl who is naturally blonde and has Bipolar Disorder, who HAPPENS to have recently switched from her prescribed meds to a more homeopathic solution... But I must say, I miss the sex during her manic phases...

November 5th, 2009, 08:45 AM	#8
Aubrey Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 406 Thanks: 10,881 Thanked 3,510 Times in 392 Posts	I was in a group who had just played out first (and only) concert, at a village hall in Lincolshire - no, Nottinghamshire (just on the border), and some girls came to talk to us. It was only later that I realised that they might have been trying to be groupies. They were probably too young, anyway.

November 5th, 2009, 10:37 AM	#9
blondifan Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,406 Thanks: 54,999 Thanked 60,209 Times in 4,401 Posts	Had a similar thing happen as Aubrey, at the Arkabar in Adelaide in the Eighties. Only I wasn't playing that night. Somebody (a friend of the band), was sent off to organise an after party, and I was asked if I'd like to go along.. Just me, him and over 1/2 dozen fine twenty something year old girls. I elected to stay with my new found friends (the band and crew) and enjoyed the gig, but posts such as yours remind me.