If You Could Commit One Crime and Get Away With It

**Xexemedes** · April 1st, 2011, 03:28 PM

I was just over on Estreeter's One Person One Question thread and had a good rant about my Ex wife. Thanks Estreeter I need that

. But dredging up the recent past got me feeling in a bit of a dark mood

...

Got me thinking: If I could have murdered her and gotten away Scott-free I certainly had the passion and the motive to do it. It would have saved me years of (ongoing) angst and expense, and I would have martyred her to my kids, so that they believed she was a good and caring person, they are slowly learning the truth and are asking for more and more time with me. They tell me that I give them more attention, that I feed them better, that I help them with their homework-mommy drinks and smokes and watches TV and texts. I have to take what they say seriously but I also know kids can be a bit one dimensional in their reporting on "facts". However, I do have my own past with this woman and I believe most of what they tell me as true: I will be going for 50% custody very soon.

Now a days I accept that life will work out, but 4 years ago I would have taken a knife to her 100 or 200 times.

So let your own darkness be purged. If just once you could do it and get away with it, what crime would you commit? And why?

**palo5** · April 1st, 2011, 03:42 PM

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If You Could Commit One Crime and Get Away With It

Steal all the gold in Fort Knox, of course

The US would deny it as fantasy. And everyone would believe, so it wouldn't actually hurt them. But best of all, it would make ME happy - and all of the animal homes and people I would support

P37 · April 1st, 2011, 03:48 PM

break into a nunnery and lift just 1 toilet seat! Ah the confusion caused would keep them guessing for years

**palo5** · April 1st, 2011, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by P37

break into a nunnery and lift just 1 toilet seat! Ah the confusion caused would keep them guessing for years

I can't support this - it is mental cruelty

P37 · April 1st, 2011, 05:44 PM

just think of mother superior backing in, news of the world in one hand, 20 ciggies in the other not looking and.....splash no seat. All the novices on report

**billybunter** · April 1st, 2011, 06:06 PM

Steal a rolls royce and drive it into a swimming pool.

MaxJoker · April 1st, 2011, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by palo5

Steal all the gold in Fort Knox, of course

The US would deny it as fantasy. And everyone would believe, so it wouldn't actually hurt them. But best of all, it would make ME happy - and all of the animal homes and people I would support

You just can`t say " Steal all the gold in Fort Knox "

We need to know how you`d do it , we need times , dates , contacts , the names of the inside men , transportation and arrangement costs , not to mention how you`d then work out a way to sell it without wiping out the market

Hmmmm mind you that could be incriminating

Look why not simply send me a PM about it all then i`ll judge if it`s alright to post

MaxJoker · April 1st, 2011, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by billybunter

Steal a rolls royce and drive it into a swimming pool.

You can`t drive a Roller like that , you could flood the engine

**NIN** · April 1st, 2011, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by GreenSkull

You can`t drive a Roller like that , you could flood the engine

Oh jeez

there's your crime right there,
I think you may have been overexposed to Greenmans' sense of humour today GS

MaxJoker · April 1st, 2011, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by NIN

Oh jeez

there's your crime right there,
I think you may have been overexposed to Greenmans' sense of humour today GS

While you`re at it why not rub salt in my eyes and then make me gargle with bleach

It`d hurt less

April 1st, 2011, 03:28 PM	#1
Xexemedes Vintage Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: USA Posts: 472 Thanks: 31,031 Thanked 10,287 Times in 473 Posts	If You Could Commit One Crime and Get Away With It I was just over on Estreeter's One Person One Question thread and had a good rant about my Ex wife. Thanks Estreeter I need that. But dredging up the recent past got me feeling in a bit of a dark mood... Got me thinking: If I could have murdered her and gotten away Scott-free I certainly had the passion and the motive to do it. It would have saved me years of (ongoing) angst and expense, and I would have martyred her to my kids, so that they believed she was a good and caring person, they are slowly learning the truth and are asking for more and more time with me. They tell me that I give them more attention, that I feed them better, that I help them with their homework-mommy drinks and smokes and watches TV and texts. I have to take what they say seriously but I also know kids can be a bit one dimensional in their reporting on "facts". However, I do have my own past with this woman and I believe most of what they tell me as true: I will be going for 50% custody very soon. Now a days I accept that life will work out, but 4 years ago I would have taken a knife to her 100 or 200 times. So let your own darkness be purged. If just once you could do it and get away with it, what crime would you commit? And why? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Blessings young children: sleep peacefully and well. Let the grown-ups sleep not, but open their eyes.

April 1st, 2011, 06:06 PM	#6
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April 1st, 2011, 03:48 PM	#3
P37 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: in the deep end Posts: 648 Thanks: 4,235 Thanked 5,571 Times in 620 Posts	break into a nunnery and lift just 1 toilet seat! Ah the confusion caused would keep them guessing for years

April 1st, 2011, 05:44 PM	#5
P37 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: in the deep end Posts: 648 Thanks: 4,235 Thanked 5,571 Times in 620 Posts	just think of mother superior backing in, news of the world in one hand, 20 ciggies in the other not looking and.....splash no seat. All the novices on report