November 24th, 2013, 05:07 PM | #71 |
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Danger Will Robinson Danger !.
Try and hold down your dinner fellow members as this next fine filly is so good looking she`ll make you vomit until you feel dizzy
No offense to , errrrrr , her Yep that`s right folks ,this person who appears to have hit every branch on the pig awful looking Shemale tree, has written a profile declaring IT`S a woman Plus one who has three kids and despite being 44 doesn`t want to date a man who isn`t independent, solvent , honest and under 40 Yeah good luck with that totally attainable dream "Mr" Uggo
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December 2nd, 2013, 05:40 PM | #72 |
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Well fellow forum folks this latest "Lady" and mum seeks to find,
And i directly quote, "Sum 1 who wats 2 treat me lik princess am, all else bet jog on " First of , Huh Plus she (?) then adds as a delightful side order garnish, "Wot u c is wot u get ". Hmmmmmm, alrighty then Which reminds me. Guess it`s about i turned gay Or at least i would if this gentle loving non self obsessed woman, was the last female alive
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December 30th, 2013, 04:05 PM | #73 |
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Well fellow forum fella`s i`ve decided on a different track for this dying on it`s arse thread.
Brace yourselves. I have joined POF Uh huh my stupidity, i mean bravery indeed knows no bounds So from now on i`ll only post images of women who haven`t replied to me. That`s right, only those rude enough not to respond to this throbbing chunk of manhood, shall be placed in the Funnies hall of infamy Alright technically the profile i`ve written for the site is, as you`d expect Plus once again alright alright so maybe i`m only contacting women who are way up themselves and pick the personality characteristic of Princess. Also alright alright alright might be i message them in a manner they didn`t damn expect. But still Let`s drag out the first frigid filly, who failed at the chance to grab a hold of me willy Chose the best of the eight she has on display. Yes, these two are the best What , the crack addict look doesn`t do it for you ?. Then you won`t be impressed either over her wanting to be spoiled ,wined and dined by a wealthy ambitious Alpha male, who also wishes to give this midget a baby. Hey that`s the gist of what she wrote !. While failing to understand any wealthy ambitious Alpha males wouldn`t look once at her let alone twice. What is an Alpha male anyway ?. Somebody in a sorority
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It's new years eve here now,
We're about too head off for the day, I won't be back here till new years day. So, my entire year on VEF gets closed with the sight that girl It is a girl ain't it Maybe I slept a bit hard and haven't opened my eyes properly
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Heeeeey she`s not a girl , she`s a princess I know Errrrrr actually i`m glad i don`t know her Perfect timing though mate as i figure enough of a chance for a reply has passed. So i`ll upload the two best snaps of the latest lady (?) that turned down the advances of a member , who`s intentions were shady This woman has fuzzy photos of her face. But when it comes to her back. Or "Lovely" feet. Amazingly there`s no fuzziness in place This one is a mother of four (No i didn`t stutter) and wants a man who`ll treat her right. Yet for some reason still failed to respond to my message of, " How did you take those photos of your face ?. You use an Etch A Sketch ?". Exactly, i sweet talked her
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Oh please, those were the least sexual of her photos and yet she ticked the boxes that said she wasn`t looking for an intimate encounter.. In other words fcuk her !. Although not literally of course.
I jumped ship fellow members
No and before you ask I didn`t recently meet a woman named Ship Couldn't stay on POF Because it`s full of loonies Exactly !. If even I found the place too loony what does that say Was actually contacted by this 31 year old () company director (So why join a free site ?) female (I`d request a DNA test before our first date though ). Who said " Funny profile. Really like U humor". Plus asked " are u emotionally and financially stable ?. Please let me know as if so i think us 2 might fit snug ". So i deleted my profile As was too tempted to reply "Yeah thanks wiggy , by the by if you`re only 31 i've still to be born yet then !".
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I would if I could have Only where can I get the sliver bullets Now then ideally I`d be living next door to Mal Although , Ideally Me and Mal would be living either side of Streeter As it is I survive in Norwich , a village () that has dating site O`Doom women like this less than a quarter mile from me That bleached out photo is from somebody who says she`ll only reply to men who include a photo of their own Yeah right, like her`s is bleeding crystal clear Actually if that`s the best she could do why even bother Meanwhile in North West London we have this beauty She`s looking for a tall guy with an off the wall sarcastic sense of humour. Who doesn't watch sports, has no interest in clubbing, doesn't drink, cares about the environment, is prepared to start as friends first to see where it goes and lives, gulp, lives in North West London Ok ok ok so I don`t exactly fulfill all her criteria Just the same I`d gladly chop off, Greenman`s left arm to meet her
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I have indeed now joined the site she is on (OkCupid) Plus written a profile and five starred her`s Mind you looking like she does the woman (37) must get five starred by every bloke. So i`ll leave it awhile then send the five foot one sweetheart a message. Once I can think of something profound to say As naturally I won`t tell her i`m a Mod on a porn forum. Nah , I figure i`ll leave that bit of info until our ten year anniversary Either way since joining I find she`s posted loads more photos, in a private members only album Here are a sample !. Exactly Hubba da doo dee hubba
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