Dating site of doom women and their main photo`s - Page 7

MaxJoker · July 21st, 2013, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

And did she mention that she
1, Is down too earth
2, Has an easy and outgoing personality
3, Enjoys conversation
4, Is adventerous
5, Sucks Dick

Nope, all she says is, and i have now gone back, found her profile, so can exactly, quote her (It?) for you DonEstreeter

" Will fill in this poss (Poss ???) later but any fit russelll (Yes one L too many) crow (Yes again, misses out the E) lookie get in touch and lets make a date for coffee and maybe who else knows lol lol "

Yeah mate and if you thought reading her enticing profile wasn`t enough here`s the punishment of a couple more images

So there

Do you know what i like best.

Apart from that woman (?) not knowing where i live of course

Is that all her photos are the same.

As in taken by herself at arms length.

Oh gawd , which occurs to me must mean her kids are too small to hold the phone and take the snap

Cool, so not only is she a total hottie () but all her sprogs have noses full of snotty

That said jokes aside, i`d still take the doll for a drink.

**amantpoche** · July 23rd, 2013, 03:48 PM

MaxJoker · August 30th, 2013, 05:11 PM

Hey anybody else think this dessicated corpse look`s forty

I mean apart from utterly deranged, her (???).

Seriously no joke fellow members ,as she (???) has put her (???) age down as that, yes forty

All i can think is she`s (???) not gazed into an actual mirror for thirty years and be living way way waaaaaaaay in de`past

Then again who am i to judge

If you believe she`s (???) only turned forty then be my guest.

Though if that`s the case i suggest you get prepared to fight your way to the front of the queue.

As this delightfully cute cutie could then end up as yours.

Errrrr , providing you gain the acceptation of her three kids first

Yeah and what`s the betting they`ve all got different (Albeit blind with no sense of smell and also all deaf) dads

Estreeter · August 30th, 2013, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

As this delightfully cute cutie could then end up as yours.

Sure, she can move right in and feel at home

**amantpoche** · August 30th, 2013, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

damn this translator

so I understood everything Max !!

her three children retired for forty years

,
and it is tattooed the name of his dog on the washcloths,
(Oops I meant chest

)
you realize the life of these poor animals?!...

MaxJoker · September 20th, 2013, 01:59 PM

This "Lady" does appear sort of cute , what with her red hair and glasses.

Although stresses that she doesn`t seek a one night stand and only wants a true gentleman to contact her.

Then includes this as one of her photos

Hey all i`m saying is if ever a cat looked like it was expecting some cream

MaxJoker · September 21st, 2013, 03:05 PM

This genius writes a lot on her profile , but only uploaded the one snap and fails to point out which bint she is

What are the odds it`s the least attractive

Still that`s nothing as our next babe is so dumb she didn`t even notice some funny bloke had ruined her photo.

Exactly, how stupid must she be

Oh and why isn`t she answering my messages

**TommySwiftJr.** · September 21st, 2013, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Exactly, how stupid must she be

Oh and why isn`t she answering my messages

I wouldn't mind her being stupid. Jesus, she's HAWT

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MaxJoker · October 27th, 2013, 03:27 PM

Uh huh fellow members, i know what you`re all thinking after looking at this one hundred percent non photo shopped womans () picture .

Only trust me, tearing out your eyes won`t remove the image forever burned into your brain

Estreeter · October 27th, 2013, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Uh huh fellow members, i know what you`re all thinking after looking at this

[I'm more wondering what you'd think of this kind of lass
on your dating site

August 30th, 2013, 05:11 PM	#63
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,385 Times in 69,067 Posts	Telling you brothers this "Girl`s" such a catch i just threw up in my own mouth at the very thought of one day laying, in the same cemetary as her, i know, her (???) Hey anybody else think this dessicated corpse look`s forty I mean apart from utterly deranged, her (???). Seriously no joke fellow members ,as she (???) has put her (???) age down as that, yes forty All i can think is she`s (???) not gazed into an actual mirror for thirty years and be living way way waaaaaaaay in de`past Then again who am i to judge If you believe she`s (???) only turned forty then be my guest. Though if that`s the case i suggest you get prepared to fight your way to the front of the queue. As this delightfully cute cutie could then end up as yours. Errrrr , providing you gain the acceptation of her three kids first Yeah and what`s the betting they`ve all got different (Albeit blind with no sense of smell and also all deaf) dads __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,385 Times in 69,067 Posts	This "Lady" does appear sort of cute , what with her red hair and glasses. Although stresses that she doesn`t seek a one night stand and only wants a true gentleman to contact her. Then includes this as one of her photos Hey all i`m saying is if ever a cat looked like it was expecting some cream __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,385 Times in 69,067 Posts	This genius writes a lot on her profile , but only uploaded the one snap and fails to point out which bint she is What are the odds it`s the least attractive Still that`s nothing as our next babe is so dumb she didn`t even notice some funny bloke had ruined her photo. Exactly, how stupid must she be Oh and why isn`t she answering my messages __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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