|
Best Porn Sites | Live Sex | Register | FAQ | Members List | Calendar |
Funnies Got a joke or something funny that you want to share? Post it here! |
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes |
February 21st, 2015, 07:10 AM | #501 |
Woodwose
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: In the mud and rain
Posts: 10,869
Thanks: 97,859
Thanked 187,963 Times in 10,563 Posts
|
__________________
|
The Following 26 Users Say Thank You to sweatyhat For This Useful Post: |
February 21st, 2015, 07:23 AM | #502 |
in memoriam Max
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Germany
Posts: 3,586
Thanks: 122,092
Thanked 47,469 Times in 3,337 Posts
|
A fire has ripped through the Torch skyscraper in Dubai, one of the tallest residential buildings in the world.
And also one of the most appropriately named buildings in the world.
__________________
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. |
The Following 21 Users Say Thank You to retroanalyst For This Useful Post: |
February 21st, 2015, 01:16 PM | #503 |
Long Suffering Bills Fan
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: The City of Good Neighbors
Posts: 9,669
Thanks: 304,243
Thanked 153,135 Times in 9,629 Posts
|
Last night, I was getting ready to leave my friend's place, bundling up for the subzero temperatures. He said I looked like an Arab woman with my black hood and black scarf. I asked if we really had to go into twisted sick joke that'll send us all to hell. Realizing we did, I said that I didn't look like an Arab woman as they have thicker beards than I do.
__________________
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
The Following 21 Users Say Thank You to tygrkhat40 For This Useful Post: |
February 21st, 2015, 06:28 PM | #504 |
Veteran Member
Join Date: Nov 2009
Posts: 2,119
Thanks: 16,786
Thanked 22,140 Times in 2,127 Posts
|
Doc to an Alzheimer's patient : 'I'm sorry, you have cancer.'
Alzheimer's patient : 'Thank God, no cancer!' Last edited by Nobody1; February 21st, 2015 at 06:38 PM.. |
The Following 21 Users Say Thank You to Nobody1 For This Useful Post: |
February 22nd, 2015, 03:35 AM | #505 |
Vintage Member
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Northern Plains U.S.A.
Posts: 223
Thanks: 6,811
Thanked 13,106 Times in 416 Posts
|
My favorite sex position is the "JFK".
I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car.
__________________
Where Ever You Go...There You Are!
|
The Following 23 Users Say Thank You to DonnyJoe For This Useful Post: |
February 22nd, 2015, 05:54 PM | #506 |
in memoriam Max
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Germany
Posts: 3,586
Thanks: 122,092
Thanked 47,469 Times in 3,337 Posts
|
Grandma's last words were, "Will you pull the…"
So I pulled the plug and then she was gone. Sometimes I wonder if she was going to say, "curtains."
__________________
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. |
The Following 19 Users Say Thank You to retroanalyst For This Useful Post: |
March 6th, 2015, 03:13 PM | #507 |
Beloved Brother
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19
Posts: 69,106
Thanks: 372,713
Thanked 987,905 Times in 69,067 Posts
|
What’s the difference between a female Arab and a pilchard ?.
One’s ugly, stinky , greasy with bulging eyes. The other`s a fish. What did God say after he made the first black man ?. "Christ, I burnt one." Why did Anne Frank never finish her second diary ?. Concentration problems.
__________________
My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
The Following 29 Users Say Thank You to MaxJoker For This Useful Post: | andw, BondJmsBond, botogames, bp666, doctorj, electrofreak, emexem, Grey Wolf, Jake Gittes, JJ3027, jomama, kenmil4, luddite, Mal Hombre, Ninjaturtle, retroanalyst, Ritzik, rockernut, SanteeFats, spartaneric, SpEffects, Tester2010, TheBare, trailmaster, trooper123, tsunamiSD, tygrkhat40, ubu55, zohn |
March 7th, 2015, 12:04 AM | #508 |
Veteran Member
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Stockholm, Sweden
Posts: 6,958
Thanks: 69,670
Thanked 73,322 Times in 6,969 Posts
|
There's a long-standing, untrue rumour that Muslims are forbidden to use toilet paper.
It probably stemmed from the fact that they're not allowed to make images of Mohammed. |
The Following 23 Users Say Thank You to rockernut For This Useful Post: |
March 7th, 2015, 02:34 PM | #509 |
aka Kodijack
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Bunga Bunga Island
Posts: 12,337
Thanks: 88,092
Thanked 259,841 Times in 12,571 Posts
|
My girlfriend is a porn star.
She is going to be so pissed off when she finds out
__________________
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
The Following 26 Users Say Thank You to Ninjaturtle For This Useful Post: |
March 7th, 2015, 02:43 PM | #510 |
aka Kodijack
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Bunga Bunga Island
Posts: 12,337
Thanks: 88,092
Thanked 259,841 Times in 12,571 Posts
|
I was raping a woman the other night and she cried, "Please, think of my children!"
Kinky bitch
__________________
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
The Following 20 Users Say Thank You to Ninjaturtle For This Useful Post: |
|
|