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A young Boznian Gavrilo Princip has reportedly shot Archduke Franz Ferdinand outside a Cafe Sarajevo. I am sure those in the Central Powers will not be pleased by this event. Watch this space.
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April 12th, 2017, 12:22 PM | #312 |
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Victoria Principle hates Dallas co-star Larry Hagman !!!!!!!
For being such a joy to work with on set and off. "He`s always fucking making me laugh so much I tend to shit myself " The talented actress told this hard , coke , nosed journo as Miss Principle (14) relaxed in her back garden out the front of her Malibu mansion in Rhode island.
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June 24th, 2017, 04:48 PM | #313 |
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* Letters across Europe in meltdown on Adolf Hitler mustache concerns *
High five Fellow Forum Fellows and avid news hounds.
It`s me again , the most honest journalist working. Currently in this dirty water filled tin bath. Butt enough of where I`m reporting from If I`d spoken to Angela Maria "Geli" Raubal earlier today, I`m sure she`d have confirmed what I`m now claiming she said. That being the whole of Europe yesterday morning , is indeed holding a candle light vigil right now. Due to a shocking sight that greeted all fans of the Aryan Ideal , tomorrow. Uh huh, can you see anything wrong with this picture Actually nowadays I can forego having to put any effort into my pieces and copy others indignation's instead. So I shall. Given they sum up how we`re all feeling Anybody else seen the latest photo of Mein Führer`s mustache ?. I know , right ??. Zion Steinwein Bitch I`s telling you him just don't look same. Under his nose be shame . Whassup with dat shit ? Solly Weinstein Is that even Adolf ? . Can't recognise him without the whiskers . Is more like bumfluff. Way worried ! Babbette Steinwein Call me somebody who tips if you want. Only I don't believe his upper lip has been fully fulsome since the night of the long knives. Hiram Weinstein Whenever I see him the first thing I usually feel is love. No. Ain't feeling it anymore. Does his mustache need more roughage in it`s diet ? Obadiah Steinwein That`s not a tash it`s fuzz . Der Fuhrer needs help. Praying there`s a final solution. Reuben Weinstein Wise words from all am sure you`ll agree. Oh and remember , I`m available as a warm up act for show trails at a very competitive fee
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Speaking of warm up, I have news, despite hoping and praying, MJ is still dead
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The National Party Of Scotland and The Scottish Party have merged to form The Scottish National Party (SNP)
I predict there will be trouble ahead!
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Some hysterical Japanese guy has been sighted running through the streets of his town screaming 'WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?' Local reports claim he is the mayor of Herosheema....Hirosheemhua.....Some Japanese town?
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--- COUNTRY IN STUNNED SHOCK AFTER CAR EXIT FROM CHIEF OF BREXIT !!! --- ... Yes this thread is still being sponsored by the Daily Mail
Hold onto your collective colostomy bags everyone as this breaking news flash puts the F in break and the N in flash.
Or something ?. As David (Duuuuur) Davis was captured opening a car door on his own today this bright sunny June 11th night. Indeed fulsome framed newshounds , your very own (Provided you buy me dinner first) syphilitic reporter must admit he too was flabbered of gast . Thankfully and as all Journos so lately to bypass any actual effort in their reports , do. I asked passersby to give me their opinion. "I didn't know he had it in him" - Claimed a comely Doris Stokes (No fixed abode). "If I`d not seen it wouldn't have believed it" - Exclaimed a pan handling Stevie Wonder , blithely scratching his genitals . "Ah but did the brainless twat shut that door himself too ?" - asked an inquiring Larry Grayson gaily. "Bullshit did the cowardly bastard manage to , it`s all CGI photoshop stuff " - declared a Mr Thomas of Doubting. Who I've got to say I`m siding with , and currently lodging with.
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Do You do Bar Mitzvahs ?
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Provided there`s
1) An open bar , 2) Pork on the menu , 3) Plenty of short sighted shapely women without their glasses.
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