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Old November 1st, 2017, 10:43 AM   #291
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A. That's right - Who, Doctor Who to you...

Q. Which one of you made this mess?
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A: Mess? What mess? I don't see no mess.

Q: Do you want the funk?
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a. Nope, can't handle the funk.

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A. Because I'm a strong swimmer & he couldn't pull me under.

Q. If I told you that you should never believe me should you believe me?

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A. Come again.

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A. They're a Scream

Q. Who the hell thought up the idea of waffles ???
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A. Lord Waffle in 1855

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A. No way - I wear a boiler suit!

Q. Do you spit or swallow?

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Q. Do you spit or swallow?
A. Spit out the bones but swallow rest of the chicken ..... what else did you expect

Q. If Mary has 3 apples and Johnny has a hard on, should he eat the forbidden fruit
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A: Three apples? Must be that chick from Total Recall.

Q: Did you get that thing I sent you?
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