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Old 05-02-2013, 05:23 PM   #21
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Has the term Mass Orgy entered your mind yet


No but a little bit of sick has entered the back of my throat


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Old 05-02-2013, 05:28 PM   #22
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Angry Yeah right like women don`t talk about us to each other !!!

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What , you came already

But that means you`ll be too weak to handle this lovely

Not that you need worry as she insists she doesn`t do one night stands !.



Although methinks that may not be through personal choice
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Old 05-02-2013, 05:42 PM   #23
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I dunno 'bout this one. Kinda "fishy" to me.

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Old 05-03-2013, 01:30 PM   #24
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Wink Another day another quarter dozen !!!.

First one is a total no-no for me.

Well she`s used to having plenty of meat between her legs



Whereas the next one has a photo that looks like she`s already met me



Thankfully third time as ever is a charm



Or at least a quick fumble
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Old 05-03-2013, 04:28 PM   #25
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But that means you`ll be too weak to handle this lovely

Not that you need worry as she insists she doesn`t do one night stands !.


I could handle her no problem at all, and she'd last for weeks



Mmmmmmmmmmm


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Old 05-03-2013, 06:34 PM   #26
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Mmmmmmmmmmm



Niiiiiiiiiiiiice

I`ll bring the apple sauce Mal can bring the sage and onion



Yet meanwhile


A main profile photo of a date crazy woman, errrr with a bloke




Then another about as attractive as actual whale Moby dick



Plus a third snap from a woman who insists she wants no funny stuff as it`d make her feel sick

Claims it while sitting flashing certain bits on a bed



In other words yeah sure she`s sane in the head, and if we ever went to sleep beside her none of us would wake up dead
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Niiiiiiiiiiiiice

I`ll bring the apple sauce Mal can bring the sage and onion
Ok It'll have to be a catering size pack though,She's going to take a lot of stuffing........
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O.K. i also visited the dating site of Doom....only from curiosity
My personal pick for Max



The 3 lovely Ladies come as a set Just a little thing....You must convert to Islam and circumcise your wiener


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