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Old 06-23-2018, 10:26 PM   #2201
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Today I went out to lunch to Chinatown and went to a restaurant I have not been to in a long while and had a dish I have not had in years. Everything was quite good, but now my stomach is hurting. Hope trouble is not coming for next morning?

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Old 06-24-2018, 07:06 AM   #2202
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Big Grin Too right we're talking an AWFUL lot of SHIT !

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Old 06-24-2018, 12:46 PM   #2203
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I'm ok . All that intestinal pain must have been just gas!

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Old 06-26-2018, 10:03 PM   #2205
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It was shaped like an H-bomb!

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Whenever I eat chocolate something screwy goes on inside my guts and it's trouble in the morning!

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Might have to give up eating chocolate. The whole bowl was black liquid! Yuuuuuuuch

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