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Old 06-20-2018, 04:55 PM   #2651
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4376 ~ Go buy a new one ?. Hey this sheep skin condom served my Pappy and his Grandpappy plus our odd looking less than GreatAuntie Keith , for decades. So quit complaining. All I need`s is plenty of carbolic plus a mangle. Then we`ll be good to romantically go
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Old 06-21-2018, 06:22 PM   #2652
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4377: Is it your turn to put the bins out?

4378: Building for sick people..............eight letters.

4379: I may fall asleep before we are finished.

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Old 06-22-2018, 11:44 AM   #2653
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Do I think you are a sick puppy?
Well I don't know any other woman who breast feeds her baby in between feedings just for the enjoyment of getting her tits sucked!
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Old 06-22-2018, 11:52 AM   #2654
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If you're going to suck my dick in the middle of the night I would appreciate it if you would wake me up first!
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Old 06-24-2018, 12:06 PM   #2655
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Hey you know what, I posted some great pics on VEF today ...
No not of you, of your mother!
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Old 06-24-2018, 01:24 PM   #2656
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4383, I have never been toilet trained, but don't let that bother ya
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Old 06-24-2018, 01:59 PM   #2657
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4384 ~ No nothing`s wrong sweetie. In fact find your lack of personal hygiene refreshing
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Old 06-25-2018, 09:41 AM   #2658
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Please excuse my farting , but you bring the best out in me!
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4386 I don't care where I cum and don't care if you cum but I do care of you go
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Old 07-08-2018, 04:32 AM   #2660
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Your blowjobs which are far superior to your hand jobs remind me of M&Ms -- it melts in your mouth not in your hand!
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