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Old 06-19-2018, 03:14 PM   #2651
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Your sister lost her cherry before you did, I should know!
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Old 06-19-2018, 09:49 PM   #2652
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Off course I plan to pull out - in about one or two months time.
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Old 06-20-2018, 10:43 AM   #2653
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4375. While I do this what do you really think about Brexit?
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Old 06-20-2018, 04:55 PM   #2654
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4376 ~ Go buy a new one ?. Hey this sheep skin condom served my Pappy and his Grandpappy plus our odd looking less than GreatAuntie Keith , for decades. So quit complaining. All I need`s is plenty of carbolic plus a mangle. Then we`ll be good to romantically go
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Old 06-21-2018, 06:22 PM   #2655
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4377: Is it your turn to put the bins out?

4378: Building for sick people..............eight letters.

4379: I may fall asleep before we are finished.

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Do I think you are a sick puppy?
Well I don't know any other woman who breast feeds her baby in between feedings just for the enjoyment of getting her tits sucked!
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If you're going to suck my dick in the middle of the night I would appreciate it if you would wake me up first!
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Old 06-24-2018, 12:06 PM   #2658
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Hey you know what, I posted some great pics on VEF today ...
No not of you, of your mother!
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4383, I have never been toilet trained, but don't let that bother ya
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