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Old 12-20-2008, 12:12 AM   #21
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No Crumbs on you fellow member that`s for sure , excellent work and a fine contribution.


Miss Right ?



Like we didn`t know already



The new Miss Right ?



For some reason this does nothing for me



But this ? , ahhhhhh





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Old 02-08-2009, 04:56 AM   #22
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Old 03-10-2009, 12:50 PM   #23
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Getting those regular disapproving looks ?





Then listen to Mr Fantastic





It takes forty two muscles to frown





But only three to slap




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Old 04-10-2009, 04:21 PM   #24
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A brunette goes to the doctor and says, "Everywhere i touch it hurts ,what`s wrong with me ?"

He asks "What do you mean ?"

So she showed him what she meant

She touched her knee and said "Ouch!"
Then she touched her chest and said, "Ouch!"
Then her shoulder, "Ouch!"

The doctor looks at her and asks "You`re really blonde aren't you?"

She replies "Yes, as a matter of fact i am, How did you guess?"

"Your finger is broken"
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Old 06-23-2009, 09:18 AM   #25
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Notice the guys smiling ?



He knows over exertion might make her lose the baby

Too much ?

Hell blame my mother

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A. You seen the mess a slug makes.
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For some reason this does nothing for me

Looks like a fish, eating.



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