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Old 10-21-2008, 10:13 AM   #11
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Old 10-22-2008, 03:48 AM   #12
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Four stages again



Well i found it funny
Obviously in the black and white days they needed more than 4 stages:



Thanks to Schreibikus for Sophie (a whole movie in 9 shots).
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What's the difference between a blond and a refrigerator?
A Refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull meat out of it.

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?
A washing machine doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you drop a load in it.
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Old 12-04-2008, 01:03 AM   #14
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Women , you just gotta love em



Otherwise they explode






Mankind`s universal problem




Now everybody say " Public hanging "




Women only car park




And then right after the wedding i admitted i wasn`t pregnant




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Old 12-05-2008, 10:55 AM   #15
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Never forget that a woman made the first ever decision , or the result of it !!!



See how happy she looks , that`s because it`s her natural environment










Fair treatment is firm treatment








Now i`m not saying a womans place is in the home , but i do think one week every month a home should be available to put women in !

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No no, I don't have this prejudice about women and parking!




I only say that you can see strangely parked cars here ... and women...
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True true , and who`s being prejudiced anyway ?. We`re just posting a few harmless images of a few harmful (When behind the wheel) women.





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Old 12-07-2008, 07:08 AM   #18
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a blonde starts work as trainee car MOT tester.
on the 1st morning the boss says 'right let's start with the easiest task - we'll check the indicator lights are working'.
he stands her behind the car, sits in and turns them on..... 'they working?'
'yes...no...yes...no...yes___________'
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Old 12-18-2008, 12:30 AM   #19
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Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up like an altar boy.

Q: Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
A: You can unscrew a light bulb.

Q: Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?
A: She was a woman

Q: What's a homeless woman use for a vibrator?
A: Two flies in a bottle.

Q: What do you do when your womans watch breaks?
A: Nothing there's a clock on the stove.

Q: How do you really piss off your girlfriend while having sex ?
A: Call her on the phone.

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex?
A: A rape victim.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?
A: They both drip when they're fucked.

Q: What's the first thing a redneck says after losing her virginity ?
A: Get off of me Dad, you're crushing ma cigarettes.

Q: Why is it so hard for Irish women to get pregnant ?
A: Because as soon as the sperm enters the cell it tries to hang itself.

Q: Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself ?
A: You would too if you were named Maaauuurraaagggghhh!

Q: Why do German girls only do it doggy style?
A: They can't stand to see somebody else have a good time.

Q: Whats the difference between a Blonde and a mosquito ?
A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

Q: What is a redneck virgin?
A: A seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

Q: What do you do when your dishwasher doesn't work?
A: Hit her.


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Old 12-18-2008, 09:18 PM   #20
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Cool My TWO PENNETH on WOMEN for what its worth.

Seeing as the skull of green is givin it large to the no cock brigade, I'll just add a snippet of my artwork....I MAY have been having a bad day with a girlfiend......

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