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**Mister Fide** · October 14th, 2018, 08:01 AM

Daughter: Mummy! Mummy! what's for dinner?

Mother: Be quiet and get back into the oven.

**mrfixit** · October 14th, 2018, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Fide

Daughter: Mummy! Mummy! what's for dinner?

Mother: Be quiet and get back into the oven.

daughter: Mommy I hate my brothers guts.

mother: Shut up and eat your soup.

**gedly** · October 14th, 2018, 03:15 PM

I read today that a man uses a prostitute every seven minutes.
That is one very busy woman.

MaxJoker · October 14th, 2018, 04:15 PM

Do you know what I hate ,

People who answer their own questions.

**mrfixit** · October 14th, 2018, 05:19 PM

**bp666** · October 14th, 2018, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gedly

I read today that a man uses a prostitute every seven minutes.
That is one very busy woman.

And a busy man.

**mrfixit** · October 14th, 2018, 11:44 PM

**trailmaster** · October 15th, 2018, 01:13 PM

I like my whisky like my women. 15 years old and mixed with coke.

Bruce is driving over Harbor Bridge one day listening to some music in his car and just having a really great day. Suddenly he notices his girlfriend Sheila standing on the side of the bridge. Bruce slams on the brakes, bolts out of the car and shouts, "Sheila! What the hell are you doing , babe?" Sheila turns around with tears welling up in her eyes. "Bruce, honey! You got me pregnant. I don't want to be a burden, so I'm just gonna kill myself!" Bruce gets a lump in his throat and climbs back into his car. "Sheila, not only are you a great fc..k, but you're a good sport about it too!"

MaxJoker · October 15th, 2018, 01:41 PM

Today's outdoor Psychic fair has been cancelled ,

Due to unforeseen heavy rain.

**ball7** · October 15th, 2018, 09:04 PM

What animal is best at baseball?
A Bat

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October 14th, 2018, 08:01 AM	#13951
Mister Fide Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Nearly there Posts: 892 Thanks: 23,075 Thanked 17,986 Times in 890 Posts	Daughter: Mummy! Mummy! what's for dinner? Mother: Be quiet and get back into the oven.

October 14th, 2018, 03:15 PM	#13953
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,234 Thanks: 19,879 Thanked 69,306 Times in 3,171 Posts	I read today that a man uses a prostitute every seven minutes. That is one very busy woman.

October 15th, 2018, 01:13 PM	#13958
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,888 Thanks: 1,328,972 Thanked 707,169 Times in 60,062 Posts	I like my whisky like my women. 15 years old and mixed with coke. Bruce is driving over Harbor Bridge one day listening to some music in his car and just having a really great day. Suddenly he notices his girlfriend Sheila standing on the side of the bridge. Bruce slams on the brakes, bolts out of the car and shouts, "Sheila! What the hell are you doing , babe?" Sheila turns around with tears welling up in her eyes. "Bruce, honey! You got me pregnant. I don't want to be a burden, so I'm just gonna kill myself!" Bruce gets a lump in his throat and climbs back into his car. "Sheila, not only are you a great fc..k, but you're a good sport about it too!"

October 15th, 2018, 09:04 PM	#13960
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	What animal is best at baseball? A Bat