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Old 08-19-2018, 07:28 AM   #13951
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Old 08-19-2018, 11:37 AM   #13952
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One for the Brits of a certain age.....

There's a Haircut 100 concert on Sky's Love channel at the moment. If you've missed the start you can catch it on Love + 1

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Old 08-19-2018, 11:59 AM   #13953
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Most people have 206 bones in their body but I have nearly 300. Yes, kippers for breakfast again!

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Old 08-19-2018, 12:08 PM   #13954
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One for the Brits of a certain age.....

There's a Haircut 100 concert on Sky's Love channel at the moment. If you've missed the start you can catch it on Love + 1
I'll Sky+ it and have a Fantastic Day watching it later.
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Old 08-19-2018, 08:11 PM   #13955
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Old 08-19-2018, 10:17 PM   #13956
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I'll Sky+ it and have a Fantastic Day watching it later.
You sure ain't Nobody's Fools.
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Old 08-19-2018, 10:20 PM   #13957
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Another one for us older Brits.

Patient: Doctor Doctor I keep singing "Stand & Deliver" & "Prince Charming"

Doctor: Your just being adamant.
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Old 08-19-2018, 11:03 PM   #13958
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Old 08-19-2018, 11:05 PM   #13959
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The British caveman had a word for something that was totally unnecessary.
It was Essex
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1. ‘Working at the Jobcentre has to be a tense job – knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day’ – Adam Rowe

2. ‘I had a job drilling holes for water – it was well boring’ – Leo Kearse

3. ‘I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism. If I don’t pay it back, I’m going to get repossessed’ – Olaf Falafel
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