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Old 08-09-2018, 02:23 PM   #13951
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What do you call a Pig that does Karate ? ,

A pork chop
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When is a cigar like fish ? ,

When it`s smoked.

I have two mouths , five eyes and three ears , what am I ? ,

Bloody ugly.


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Why do gypsies walk funny?

A: Because they have crystal balls.
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Lost all my hair aged eighteen ,

What a card game that was !
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Every kids learned of the birds and the bees from their parents

But I was the only kid whose parents reenacted it
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Did you hear about the contortionist who had a fatal heart attack while on stage ? ,

He died in his own arms
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My origami business has gone under. It all looked so good on paper.
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My origami business has gone under. It all looked so good on paper.

just take your business plan and fold it into a different form
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Melania Trump was chatting to the press one day and said she had bought a parrot. She went to say that Donald had taught it to say 200 different words.

A member of the press pointed out that he wouldn't know what the words meant.

"No," she said, "and neither does the parrot."
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Two men are pacing a hallway in a hotel.

Finally, one says to the other, "What are you pacing for?"

The other man says, "I'm a doctor, and I've got a guy with an artificial leg up in his room, and I've got the leg apart, and I can't remember how to put it back together. So... what are you pacing for?"

"Well, I've got this girl upstairs, with both legs apart, and I can't remember the room number!"
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