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Old 08-18-2018, 04:24 AM   #13951
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I was telling a lady friend about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her breasts. "I don't believe you", she said, "so go on then...try"

After about 30 seconds of fondling, she started losing her patience and said "Come on, what day was I born?"

I answered "Yesterday".
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Old 08-18-2018, 06:19 AM   #13952
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You never hear of the time Jesus spent as a lifeguard
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Old 08-18-2018, 11:07 AM   #13953
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Went to an awful pub last night called the Fiddle.

It was a vile inn.
Went to an awful pub last night called the One Metre Board,It was a low dive...
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The nakedness of woman is the work of God-William Blake

It is a porn site,But it's a Classy porn site.
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Old 08-18-2018, 11:09 AM   #13954
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What do you call a bear with no ear?

B.
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What do young bugs get after finishing chores?

An allow-ants.
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”Wow...! He jumped from Pont Neuf...!!!”
-”He must be in Seine..”
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My wife fell off the Night Boat to Cairo,She's completely in denial..
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If Agatha Christie had written Murder on the Orient Express today
It would have been called Murder on the Orient Express replacement bus service
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Bloody auto-correct on my P.C.!!


Sent my wife a message 'do you want to go for a wank down by the river...'


i meant canal



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ICE is planing to sue and deport ICE T
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