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October 14th, 2018, 08:01 AM | #13951 |
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October 14th, 2018, 04:15 PM | #13954 |
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October 14th, 2018, 05:19 PM | #13955 |
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I like my whisky like my women. 15 years old and mixed with coke.
Bruce is driving over Harbor Bridge one day listening to some music in his car and just having a really great day. Suddenly he notices his girlfriend Sheila standing on the side of the bridge. Bruce slams on the brakes, bolts out of the car and shouts, "Sheila! What the hell are you doing , babe?" Sheila turns around with tears welling up in her eyes. "Bruce, honey! You got me pregnant. I don't want to be a burden, so I'm just gonna kill myself!" Bruce gets a lump in his throat and climbs back into his car. "Sheila, not only are you a great fc..k, but you're a good sport about it too!" |
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What animal is best at baseball?
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