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Old 10-27-2017, 03:40 PM   #21
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Old 10-27-2017, 05:34 PM   #22
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Shopping. Not that I love it, just that I'm b***** good at it, and I train nearly every day.

Incidentally, I always say that Mrs Bear would win a gold medal at kipping - but that's a whole different thread.
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