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Old 10-25-2017, 04:22 PM   #11
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Being able too stare at your partners breasts, without blinking..
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Old 10-25-2017, 05:01 PM   #12
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If cricket were an Olympic game.

I bet I would be quite good at that heads or tails bit, at the beginning
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Old 10-25-2017, 05:05 PM   #14
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Old 10-25-2017, 05:13 PM   #15
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Being, in the right place, at the right time. with a camera..
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Old 10-25-2017, 05:20 PM   #16
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At scratching my ass I'd have a shot at gold
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Giant Egg, and Invisible spoon Race..
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Old 10-26-2017, 10:59 PM   #18
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Back in ol'days I was pretty good at blind spitting. My friend and I used to get drunk or high and then we regrouped in the garage or the basement, turned the lights off and started a spitting war. Most of the time I won and managed to avoid my enemies saliva.
So I Guess I'd win the gold medal at blind spitting.
By the way I know...this game sounds stupid and disgusting.
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So I Guess I'd win the gold medal at blind spitting.
By the way I know...this game sounds stupid and disgusting.
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