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Old 10-24-2017, 05:00 PM   #1
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it`d be the simultaneous Fart and Burp
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But I couldn't do it today, possibly tomorrow, but then again
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Getting the most No's at a dance.
Unfastening the most bras in 60secs, that has to be a sport,Id be crap at it,but try and stop me entering
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There should be a medal, for coaching the women's screaming team.

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