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Old 11-18-2008, 03:14 PM   #21
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Maybe this is off-topic, but as this is "funnies" section, it may not disturb anyone. Since I found this thread the very FIRST thing I thought was Mistress Rhiannon. For me, she`s some kind of post-millenium Lolo Ferrariesque,plastic Frankenstein with cannonballs, I run to opposite direction, fast! So, this is some kind of therapeutic post:



And DO NOT ask more, I don`t have more and I don`t want more! I keep these four to remind me of brutal nature of human life if I start to feel too good and thinking that Demis Roussos is a good singer.
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Old 11-19-2008, 05:00 AM   #22
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Thanx for confirmation of that you ain't alien or some but skull........























"~ Its no fun being an illegal alien, no no no no no ~"



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Old 11-19-2008, 11:23 PM   #23
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pic 1 nice girl no more - Maria Mia getting scary
pic 2-4 Sidney Dark - the queen of darkness
pic 5 five vampire babes at milfnextd@@r
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Old 11-20-2008, 12:53 AM   #24
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glad to see that this section of the forum is still open. I started it and its running strong. Good to see, thanks guys!
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Whoa HeinBollo, i was a Catholic alter boy,
I don't remember any Nuns looking like this

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Natasha backwards: Ah Satan!
So is she always posing like this?
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Whoa HeinBollo, i was a Catholic alter boy,
I don't remember any Nuns looking like this
Maybe too much “ora et labora” blurred your vision or you got blinded by their countenance.
Im glad, you finally confess your sins by converting to carnal lust.


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Natasha backwards: Ah Satan!
How do you know her “alter ego”? Well, just proofs your sense for the unsual once more?


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So is she always posing like this?
Not always, Im afraid, but shes hot in any pose.


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