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Old 09-26-2008, 07:45 AM   #11
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The movie Innocent Blood has one sexy vampire in it. Directed by John Landis (it's not one of his best ). Anne Parillaud is the vampire with a 'taste for italian' who goes after mafia gangsters. R rated in the US due the large amount of nudity

Can't find any caps from the film, but here is a link to the trailer.

http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi3803054361/
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Old 11-15-2008, 06:38 AM   #17
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Couple of scenes from The Female Vampire.


Bed post pleasure.

http://rapidshare.com/files/163948710/lrbpp.rar


Mind control.

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Oh no,this is the funnies thread.

Three female vampires bumped into each other in the woods one day. One was a hundred years old (that's pretty young for a vampire), another was a thousand years old and the last one was an ancient vampire, nearly ten thousand years old. Eager to impress her fellow vampires, the youngest one swooped off and in a flash she was back, grinning, blood dripping down her fangs.

"See that village over there? I've killed every single villager," she proudly announced.

Unimpressed, the thousand year old vampire swooped off and in a flash she was back, this time her whole mouth bloody.

"That was nothing. You see that town over there? I've killed every single person in that town," she smirked.

Without a word, the ancient vampire swooped off and faster than a flash, she returned her whole face bloodied. It was the bloodiest sight both vampires had ever seen in their life. Awed, they waited silently for the ancient one to speak.

"See that tree over there? I didn't."
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Old 11-16-2008, 04:28 PM   #19
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Great thread !!! Hey, It`s almost perfect here in Finland for vampires,dark,dark,dark,cold,cold,cold. At summer we don`t have ANY darkness, so if you`re a part-time female-vampire welcome to Finland, there`s still plenty of room in my dark attic ,so summer is no problem! (For reasonable prices!!!)

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